NoCleanCousinWatch

aita, Apology, Behavior, Boundaries, Carpet, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, control, cousin, DAUGHTER, discipline, family event, gossip, Mess, NoCleanCousinWatch, parenting, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, toddlers

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of family events like the one described above? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and hilarious adventure that will make you forget all about unruly toddlers and messy family drama.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about irresponsible aunts or screaming kids running amok. Instead, you’ll be free to build, explore, and have a blast with other players who know how to behave themselves (or at least try to).

So come join us for a gaming experience that’s guaranteed to be more fun than dealing with a toddler covered in pasta sauce. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family that respects you and your boundaries. See you in the game!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Dimension Hops:	11
Emeralds Found:	6160	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mines Excavated:	1086	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Potions Brewed:	165
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magic Items Found:	6803
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	130	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	580	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	841	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Potions Brewed:	85	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	296896	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TacoLand

Skywars

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Journey Gaming

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

Start your Journey now! Website: http://journeygaming.com/ IP: play.journeygaming.com A complete custom Pixelmon Experience, join us for the best Survival Pixelmon has to offer! Featuring a unique version of Pixelmon with new Pokemon including Darkrai, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Xereneas and Yveltal!

Featuring: 3 Servers: Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh! ALL pokemon are available on ALL servers! 8 Player Gyms with two different Tiers across all of our servers Custom Content from Move Tutor to GUI Badges to Fly Suits! Special Aura Pokemon obtainable in game! Keys and Crates to obtain random pokemon and In-Game Shops! Vote Parties! Regularly Scheduled competitive Tournaments and Events planned and organized by our staff team!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.