NoChinNoWinCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

5 Days Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a quest to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the town square and are demanding all players pay them in emeralds for passage through their territory. Will you be able to outsmart these llama overlords and claim your rightful place as ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FriendshipRescueCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as offering a random kid a ride in the rain? Look no further! Our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.

Join us for a wild ride where you never know what’s around the corner – just like that kid who hopped in the car without a second thought. Who knows, maybe you’ll make some new friends or have some crazy adventures along the way.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the excitement and thrill of our server – it’s a rollercoaster of fun that you won’t want to miss! Just like offering a ride to a stranger in the rain, you never know where it might take you. So hop on board and join us today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	64
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

WeirdoWonders Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Then come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the weirdest thing you’ll see in public is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle!

Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and hilarious adventures around every corner. From giant flying squids to dancing creepers, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can make it laugh!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud good time? Come on over and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DisagreeCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We believe that the popular opinion that diamonds are the best resource in Minecraft is totally wrong. That’s why on our server, we’ve banned diamonds completely and replaced them with… wait for it… dirt blocks! That’s right, you’ll be building your epic castles and fortresses out of good old dirt. But don’t worry, dirt is the new diamond, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every Friday where all the mobs in the game get together for a dance party. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves on the dance floor. And if you’re lucky, you might even get to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have dirt and dance parties with mobs? It’s a whole new world of wackiness waiting for you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	979488
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Fish Oil Factory

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come join our epic minecraft server where we turn ur bad fats into fish oil!! no more obesity or arthritis, just swimming like a fish in the ocean of life!! our gene therapy will have u feeling like a superhero, fighting off the bad guys of aging and pain. join now and become the ultimate fish oil warrior in the world of blocks and pixels!! swim, swim, swim your way to victory on our server like never before!! 🐟🌟🎮

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

KOR: Vanilla Ice Would Approve (No Whitelisted Ice Cream Allowed)

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	FunCraft Server
Server Type	Survival
Age of World	300 days
Requirements	No specific skills required, just a love for Minecraft!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

Simply enter the server IP address into your Minecraft client and connect!

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a fun and respectful environment for all players. Please refer to our Rules page for more information.

3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

Of course! The more the merrier. Just make sure they follow the rules too.

4. Are there any events or activities planned on the server?

Yes, we have several events and activities lined up for the future. Stay tuned for announcements in our Discord server or in-game chat.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	6295	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Who Are We Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re just another blocky player in a sea of cubes? Well, look no further because on our server, you can truly discover who you really are!

Join us for epic quests where you’ll uncover the secrets of the blocky universe and find out if you’re really just a pixelated character or something more.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem. Will you join their ranks or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey of self-discovery, adventure, and pure insanity, then join our server today and find out if you can truly know who you really are in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Enchantments Applied:	67	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Crew Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land, or if you want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.

We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons, and our community is full of wacky characters like a talking pig and a llama with a top hat.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	9627
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CulturalCraft: No Bridesmaid Drama

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

We’ve got more drama than an Indian dowry dispute! Witness the epic saga of a player trying to marry their significant other, only to be thwarted by demanding in-laws who want a hefty dowry. Will love conquer all, or will the parents get their way? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Attend virtual weddings with questionable motives and shady deals that will make you gasp in disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in Minecraft?

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, scandals, and jaw-dropping moments that will keep you coming back for more! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

GuestsGoneWild

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Have you ever had a guest at your house who thought it was totally normal to start digging a giant hole in your backyard because they were convinced they would find diamonds? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll fit right in with all the other crazies who think they can strike it rich by digging straight down!

But that’s not all! We’ve had players who have built entire roller coasters that go through lava pits and players who have tamed creepers and made them their pets. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to build a functioning rocket ship to fly to the moon in-game.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs), then come join us! Just be prepared for some seriously wacky adventures and a whole lot of laughs.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ZionFree Minecraft Server

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u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is not afraid to tackle controversial topics? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! our server is all about anti-zionist beliefs and we ain’t afraid to say it loud and proud! come join us and be part of a community that respects and protects those who speak out against israel. we even had a uk tribunal say that our views are worthy of respect, so u know we ain’t messin around! join us now and be part of the most woke minecraft server out there! #downwithzionism #minecraftrevolution #joinusnow

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	442	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DroneZone: AI Kills 80%

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where artificial intelligence be raisin’ Ukrainian drone kill rates to a whopping 80%! Like, who even needs human pilots anymore when you got them smart robots doin’ all the work, amirite?

Imagine rollin’ up to battle with your squad and unleashing a swarm of AI drones that just wreck everything in sight. It’s like having your own personal army of killer robots at your fingertips.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to play with high-tech drones, but the server is also filled with insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. Can you survive the onslaught of AI drones and come out on top? Only one way to find out, bro. Join the server now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dungeons&Mineshafts ModArchy

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Dungeons&Mineshafts anarchy is a modded semi anarchy server running fabric 1.18.2. No hacked clients. All else is good.

This modpack offers an adventerous anarchy experience where you can pick your own species and fight for power. Among a hundred other things.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Modpack can be found here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/dungeons-mineshafts-5th-edition

Curseforge app is required.

Born 9/28/24

Modded semi anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RakuKatsu server

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Would you like to play on the Rakukatsu server?

The Rakukatsu server is equipped with various elements to play with! ・MCMMO (leveling element) ・Gacha elements ・Original item elements ・Dungeon elements ・Boss battle elements We plan to continue to add more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Phronesis SMP: Where our brains are bigger than our blocks! Join our realms now!

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Phronesis SMP Minecraft Realm

Features	Description
Collaborative Community	Work together with fellow players on epic builds and projects.
Survival & Creativity	Experience the best of both worlds in a balanced, fun, and engaging environment.
Custom Events & Quests	Take part in weekly challenges, quests, and community events that keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.
Friendly Atmosphere	We’re a welcoming and supportive group where players of all skill levels are encouraged to join and thrive.

Join the Adventure

Survive. Build. Thrive. Whether you’re looking to create massive structures, engage in friendly PvP, or simply relax with fellow Minecraft fans, Phronesis SMP is the perfect realm for you!

Realm Code

FvBEC22xygkF2WA

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Phronesis SMP Minecraft Realm?

A: Simply use the realm code provided above to join our server.

Q: Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow while playing on the realm?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the realm.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the Phronesis SMP Minecraft Realm?

A: Of course! We encourage you to invite your friends to join our community and embark on adventures together.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	529	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1