NoChinNoWinCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockyDateNightGoneWrong

Are you tired of boring dates that make you want to escape to the virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to hide from awkward conversations and bad pick-up lines!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where creepers are the only things blowing up your phone with texts, and skeletons are the only things shooting their shot. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dating disasters and are here to help you laugh it off.

So why did you leave your date early? Was it because they talked about their pet rock for an hour? Or maybe they showed up wearing a full-body llama suit? Whatever the reason, come join us and let’s turn those cringeworthy moments into hilarious stories to share with your new Minecraft buddies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

UNIFIL Evacuation Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, evacuation, evacuation orders, Guterres, harm’s way, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Netanyahu, Peacekeeping, political tensions, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Unifil, united nations, United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon

lol u gotta join this epic server cuz it’s like a virtual roller coaster ride but with creepers and zombies instead of loops and twists. we got unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbow sheep that fart glitter.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started clucking out the national anthem. it was so epic, bro.

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where players have dance parties with skeletons and endermen. it’s lit, fam.

plus, we have a rule that if you find a rare pink sheep, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. trust me, it’s worth it.

so come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. peace out, homies.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LebCraft: War of the Blocks

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a lebanese soap opera! we got hezbollah “hijacking” lebanon and starting wars with israel, it’s crazier than trying to survive a creeper explosion! come build your own bunker and defend against the chaos, or join hezbollah and wreak havoc on the server! trust us, it’s more intense than a pvp battle in the nether. join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Punishment Prevention – Fair Vendettas

Accountability, consequences, Crime Prevention, Deterrence, Ethics, fair, Fairness, Justice, Legal System, morality, personal vendettas, Prevention, punishment, punishment consequences, punishment debate, punishment effectiveness, punishment fairness, punishment justification, punishment philosophy, punishment theory, Punishments, Retribution, societal norms, Vendettas

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S A WILD RIDE! LIKE, DID YOU KNOW THAT OUR SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF LLAMAS? YEAH, LLAMAS! THEY’RE THE BOSS AROUND HERE AND THEY DON’T TAKE NO CRAP FROM NO ONE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! AND IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS! BUT BEWARE, THE LLAMAS DON’T TAKE KINDLY TO THIEVES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT WE HAVE FLYING PIGS? YEAH, FLYING PIGS! THEY’LL DROP GOLD NUGGETS FROM THE SKY IF YOU FEED ‘EM CARROTS! IT’S INSANE, I TELL YA!

SO WHAT ARE YA WAITING FOR? COME JOIN OUR SERVER AND EMBARK ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! THE LLAMAS ARE WAITING FOR YA!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EqualityCraft – Trustworthy Bias-Free Fun

BELIEF, BIAS, BiasFree, cognitive bias, conviction, discrimination, equality, EqualityCraft, Evidence, Fun, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, inference, moral conviction, Moral values, Perception, reasoning, rigorous studies, social justice, study results, Trust, trustworthy, WOMENS RIGHTS

join this epic minecraft server where gender equality warriors unite to battle against bias and discrimination in the virtual world! we have rigorous studies showing bias against women and we trust them like our lives depend on it. but watch out, because our moral convictions can lead to some seriously biased reasoning – we might see discrimination where there ain’t none! come join the fun and chaos on our server, where the only thing crazier than our theories is the amount of creepers waiting to blow you up!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SwipeSMP: Where creepers swipe left and pigs swipe right! Join us for some mostly-vanilla fun on version 1.21 with whitelist!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Mostly-Vanilla SMP
Version	1.21
Community Focus	Building, Shops, and more

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Please add the server owner on Discord at dealtdeal
Is the server Discord available?	Yes, the server Discord can be found at https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dangerous Jakarta Minecraft Server

crime, crime rates, danger, Dangerous, foreign tourists, Indonesia, Indonesian theft, jakarta, Minecraft, Pickpocketing, safety tips, Server, Southeast Asia, stolen belongings, stolen money, stolen wallets, theft, tourist safety, tourist scams, tourist thefts, travel safety, travel warnings, wallet theft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of being a wallet-stealing Indonesian in Jakarta! Join us as we explore the depths of this pile of wallets, searching for foreign tourist treasures and causing chaos in the streets.

But be warned, the wallets are guarded by mystical creatures known as the Money Goblins, who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim your riches?

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of wallet-snatching fun. Who knows, you might just become the richest player on the server – all thanks to those sneaky Indonesians and their sticky fingers!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Favorite Vtuber Music Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT just for fun. Our server is so wild that the creepers are afraid of us!

We have legendary treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples hidden in the most unexpected places. And don’t even get us started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a medieval war zone with players riding llamas armed with diamond swords!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	188	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NoPupPartyAllowed

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of pets in our lives? Look no further! Our server welcomes all furry friends, whether they be dogs, cats, or even parrots! We believe that pets bring joy and companionship to our virtual world, so feel free to bring your loyal companions along for the adventure.

Join us and experience a world where pets roam free, where cats and dogs can form alliances and go on epic quests together. Who knows, maybe your pet will even become the ruler of the server, leading all animals to victory against the evil creepers!

Don’t let anyone tell you that pets don’t belong in Minecraft. Join our server and show the world that animals deserve a place in our pixelated paradise. And remember, on our server, every day is Bring Your Pet to Minecraft Day!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SensationalVibesMC SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the mind-blowing sensation of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it’s a thrill like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Crops Grown:	5897
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineCraftyGamer123

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Do you love Minecraft? Of course you do, because it’s the best game ever created since sliced bread! And if you’re looking for a server that will blow your mind and tickle your funny bone, then you’ve come to the right place!

Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. We have so many crazy features that you won’t know what hit you. Want to ride a pig into battle against an army of chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not!

Join our server and you’ll never want to leave. We have a community of players who are as wacky and wonderful as you are, and together we’ll create the most epic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TaiwanCraft Server: Battle Ready!

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So, like, u know how Taiwan be like “oh snap, there’s a Chinese carrier out there”? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we be prepared for battle too! Join us and show off your mad PvP skills as we take on the Chinese carrier in epic battles on the high seas! Will you be the hero that saves Taiwan from invasion? Or will you be the villain who helps China take over the world? The choice is yours, but either way, it’s gonna be lit AF! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyOligarchNet

Bypass.., Corruption, CraftyOligarchNet, eastern europe, Economy, financial crimes, Government, illegal activities, illicit networks, influence, international relations, Moldovan, money laundering, Network, oligarch, oligarchy, Politics, power, russia, sanctions, sanctions evasion

so, like, this server is run by this moldovan dude who’s, like, super rich and stuff. he’s, like, trying to help russia out by creating this network to bypass all the sanctions against them. it’s, like, totally crazy, right?

join this server for a chance to be part of this wild plan to help russia out. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the moldovan oligarch himself and become besties with him.

plus, there’s, like, tons of cool stuff on this server. like, you can build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and even battle other players. it’s, like, a whole new world of fun waiting for you.

so come on, join this server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in this crazy world created by a moldovan oligarch.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Gut Microbiome Madness

Chronic pain, disease-associated pain, Endometriosis, endometriotic lesions, female health, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, gut microbiome, immune system, infertility, inflammation, madness, medical breakthrough, mice study, Microbiome, microbiome differences, microbiome therapy, pelvic pain, reproductive health, research study, therapeutic treatment, Women’s Health

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret portal that transports you to a magical land filled with talking animals and dancing zombies. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even endometriosis is no match for our gut microbiome warriors.

That’s right, folks! Join our server and watch as our gut bacteria-derived therapeutics battle it out with endometriotic lesions, all while reducing disease-associated pain. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but with more pickaxes and less popcorn.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether! Who knows what adventures await you in our gut microbiome-infused world. See you there, gamers!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Lexok Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Survival Creative PVP Minigames Economy Skyblock Towny Faction Roleplay Adventure Pixelmon Skywars Bedwars Prison Modded Vanilla Redstone, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to the ( LEXOK NETWORK ). This server is made for the people cracked/premium, java/pe to play together and get a Professional Lifesteal Server Experience. And also we tried to make this server on modern features and plugins of Minecraft and we hope you will really enjoy ! . Join now and become a part of this Awesome Minecraft Server ( LEXOK NETWORK ) Community.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1