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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 1398 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8249 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
We promise to never ask for a single penny from you because we’re too busy swimming in our pool of diamonds and emeralds. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and building a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably).
So what are you waiting for? Leave those money-hungry servers in the dust and come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!