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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 1198 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
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