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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
Herobrine Sightings: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
Infinity Stones Found: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Horror Stories Survived: 3 Buildings Constructed: 13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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