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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 8
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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