Are you tired of hearing the same old boring phrases over and over again? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape the land of basic b*tches and boring banter! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its butt.

We have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and discuss the most outrageous slang words you’ve ever heard. From “yeet” to “sksksksk,” we’ve got it all covered. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our resident meme lord who communicates solely in emojis.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and be part of the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious community in the Minecraft universe? Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well… that’s just too bad, isn’t it?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Potions Brewed: 82
Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ChocoHills

    ChocoHills

    ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Void Armor Forged: 21

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • HearthCraft

    HearthCraft

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Middle School Oasis

    Middle School Oasis

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Dimension Hops: 10 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Zombie Dances: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 174 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Void Gems Collected: 29
    Magic Items Found: 7896 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • InfiniteMC

    InfiniteMC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Glorious Feasts Held: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Warden City

    Warden City

    Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Towns Built: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft> | Servidor Survival 1.20.x > | Servidor Survival 1.8.x > | 1.8 – 1.20 > | Economia Hard > | Team Vacancies > | Focus on PvP events (gladiator, killer, among others) > | MiniGames (minesweeper, sumo, pool, among others)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Animals Bred: 161 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • EnchantMC

    EnchantMC

    EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Farms Harvested: 536

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MinnesotaMC

    MinnesotaMC

    About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Citrus

    Citrus

    Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Falling into the Void: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Enchantments Applied: 128

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Minecraft.SI

    Minecraft.SI

    Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9525
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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