Are you tired of hearing the same old boring phrases over and over again? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape the land of basic b*tches and boring banter! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its butt.

We have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and discuss the most outrageous slang words you’ve ever heard. From “yeet” to “sksksksk,” we’ve got it all covered. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our resident meme lord who communicates solely in emojis.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and be part of the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious community in the Minecraft universe? Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well… that’s just too bad, isn’t it?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
Meteorites Collected: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Magic Items Found: 2413
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 13 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • InfiniteMC

    InfiniteMC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Warden City

    Warden City

    Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Towns Built: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft> | Servidor Survival 1.20.x > | Servidor Survival 1.8.x > | 1.8 – 1.20 > | Economia Hard > | Team Vacancies > | Focus on PvP events (gladiator, killer, among others) > | MiniGames (minesweeper, sumo, pool, among others)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • EnchantMC

    EnchantMC

    EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • MinnesotaMC

    MinnesotaMC

    About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Crops Grown: 9552
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Citrus

    Citrus

    Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Demon Skulls Collected: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Minecraft.SI

    Minecraft.SI

    Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 69 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • KAIMUX.LT

    KAIMUX.LT

    KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • PvPCloud

    PvPCloud

    PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Void Gems Collected: 25
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Hallowed Fantasy

    Hallowed Fantasy

    Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crops Grown: 1698 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CubeCadia Survival

    CubeCadia Survival

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Enchantments Applied: 227
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Ores Mined: 8677

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Castaway

    Castaway

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Star Shards Collected: 112
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Animals Bred: 30
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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