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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 1217 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 73 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
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Plus, with our strict “no healthy eating talk allowed” policy, you can finally relax and enjoy some good old-fashioned gaming without worrying about being lectured on the benefits of kale. So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring your appetite for adventure, not for quinoa!