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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 2269 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
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