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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 5914 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Void Gems Collected: | 18 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 184 |
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Join us and escape the clutches of the organic food police. No more judgmental stares from your brother’s kids as you chow down on a juicy burger in-game. And forget about being shamed for not growing your own veggies – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!
Plus, with our strict “no healthy eating talk allowed” policy, you can finally relax and enjoy some good old-fashioned gaming without worrying about being lectured on the benefits of kale. So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring your appetite for adventure, not for quinoa!
