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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 1630 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
Buildings Constructed: | 38 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Crops Grown: | 4032 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
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Plus, with our strict “no healthy eating talk allowed” policy, you can finally relax and enjoy some good old-fashioned gaming without worrying about being lectured on the benefits of kale. So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring your appetite for adventure, not for quinoa!