NoBroStay-4U

Accommodation, Boundaries, brother, busy week, Communication, family, family dynamics, guest room, guilt trip, Hotel, housing crisis, living situation, NoBroStay4U, personal space, Rude, selfish, sibling, sibling relationships, tiny flat, Visit, visitation

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own tiny flat with only 2 rooms and a sink for a bathroom! No need to worry about accommodating unexpected guests or sharing your bed with your long-lost brother.

Explore our virtual world and create your own solutions without any pressure from pushy family members. Build friendships with fellow players who understand the struggle of limited space and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience.

Join now and leave the real world behind – where the only crisis you’ll face is deciding what block to use next in your epic build!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ores Mined:	7666	Villages Defended:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TverTNTBoomCraft

aerial attack, arms depot, damaged, defense infrastructure, defense system, explosive damage, international conflict, military defense, military facility, military operation, military retaliation, military technology, Nuclear Explosion, russia, security breach, strategic target, Surveillance Footage, Tver Oblast, TverTNTBoomCraft, Ukrainian drones, war zone

join our epic minecraft server, where we build bases tougher than a russian arms depot! our creations can withstand nuclear explosions, just like that depot in tver oblast! but watch out for ukrainian drones, they might come and wreck your base if you’re not careful! so come join us and show off your building skills in the ultimate test of survival! who needs russia when you have our minecraft server?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The Silly Adult Playground – Do Whatever You Want, No Rules, Just Chaos and Laughs!

Adult, Alliance, Chaos, Classes, classic, Community, custom classes, Discord, Dungeons, Friends, laughs, longtime, Minecraft, MONEY, Mythic Dungeons, ONLINE, Playground, power, PvP, Quests, RPG, RPG Features, rules, silly, Survival, Territories, VOICE

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Old school MCMMO
Discord	Join our Discord
IP	play.murkpvp.com

Worlds

Normal Minecraft World	Classic survival gameplay
RPG World	Explore quests, custom classes, and dungeons

Plugins & Features

Lands Plugin: Territory claiming, alliances, and power struggles
RPG Features: Custom classes, quests, dungeons, and loot chests
Fun Mechanics: Cannons and TNT underwater

Staff Opportunities

If you enjoy being a staff member, we are looking for individuals to join our team and contribute to the server.

FAQ

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address play.murkpvp.com

What version of Minecraft is the server running on?

The server runs on the latest stable version of Minecraft.

Is it free to join and play on the server?

Yes, it is completely free to join and play on the server.

How can I become a staff member?

If you are interested in becoming a staff member, please reach out to the server owner on Discord for more information.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Vtuber’s Epic Minecraft Server

digital content, Digital Media, Epic, forbidden fruit, gfe, internet culture, Minecraft, Online Community, online entertainment, online interaction, online presence, Server, Successful, Technology, virtual companionship, virtual connections, virtual experience, virtual influencers, virtual personalities, virtual reality, virtual relationships, virtual world, Vtubers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a measly diamond? Well, look no further because our server is the virtual paradise you’ve been dreaming of! Join us on our server where we have an abundance of diamonds, gold, emeralds, and even netherite just waiting for you to claim.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are just looking for some new friends to play with. They’ll even help you mine for resources and protect you from any pesky skeletons or zombies that try to ruin your day.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride on rainbow-colored unicorns and explore the vast lands of our server in style. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Towns Built:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Blocky Bedtime Tales: Minecraft SMP – Share your most scandalous stories

adult content, adult fiction, bad times, bedtime, blocky, Cuckhold, Degenerate, erotic literature, Erotica, explicit, explicit content, fetish, good times, Kinky, Minecraft, Naughty, perverted stories, prostitution, scandalous, seductive, Sensual, sex stories, sexual fantasies, Share, smp, Stories, taboo, Tales

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really reads those anyway?). Join us for a wild ride filled with sex stories that will make your virtual blocky world blush!

Need a break from building? Share your best and most perverted stories with us. From good times to bad times, degenerate escapades to cuckhold adventures, and even tales of virtual prostitution – we want to hear it all!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces the wild and wacky side of Minecraft like we do? Plus, who doesn’t love a little scandal and drama to spice up their gaming experience?

Come on in and let your imagination run wild (just maybe keep it PG-13 for the kiddos). Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the creativity of our players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

HangryCraft

aita, bedtime, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, couple dynamics, Decision making, emotional reactions, food choices, Frustration, HangryCraft, Hunger, late night eating, mealtime, misunderstandings, not eating, petty argument, relationship

Are you tired of having the same argument with your significant other about what to eat after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of indecisive dinner choices!

On our server, you can build a virtual restaurant where you never have to worry about someone getting mad at you for not being hungry at 11:30 pm. You can create a menu with endless options and never have to hear the words “I don’t care, you choose” again!

Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of food-related arguments and will support you in your quest for a drama-free dining experience. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to mealtime meltdowns!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	3822	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CloudVanilla.net

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Technic, Tekkit, Vanilla

◆ CloudVanilla.net [1.17+] is the best server for both Survival and PvP.

The server is online 24/7 and has features to make your life easier, such as better Piglin trades, custom Ghast drops and player-run economy using Netherite Ingots.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Enchantments Applied:	109	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Abyss SMP: Where vanilla is the flavor of choice (except for the occasional sprinkles of chaos)

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Minecraft Server Overview

Looking for a laid-back community to play Minecraft? Our SMP server is almost fully vanilla with a few mods for lag reduction and quality of life improvements. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord server!

Rules

Rule	Description
No Bullying	Treat all players with respect and kindness.
Respect Boundaries	Respect other players’ wishes.
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission	Stealing, griefing, or PvP without consent is prohibited.
No Nether Roof Travel	Travel only underneath the nether roof.

Modlist

Type	Mod	Description
Server Side	Sodium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Lithium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Ledger	Grief protection
Server Side	Leaves Us In Peace	Faster leaf decay
Server and Client Side	Simple Voice Chat	Optional proximity chat
Server and Client Side	Universal Graves	Makes graves instead of dropping items

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Read the rules, fill out the entry form, and join the Discord server.
Can I grief or steal from other players?	No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited.
Are there any restrictions on traveling in the Nether?	Players are advised to travel only underneath the Nether roof.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Unity Minecraft Server

destiny, Differences, Fighting, Goal, Master, master race, Minecraft, moving forward, one race, people, Race, Server, Survival, tearing apart, Thrive, Unity, unity brings, Wasteland, wrong

Join our Minecraft server and become part of The Unity, the ultimate master race of players who will dominate the wasteland! Our goal is to unite all players under one banner and move forward to our destiny of Minecraft greatness.

But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?

Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Mines Excavated:	1142	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

discount store, Don, Don Quijote, exploring Japan, Japan, Japanese culture, Japanese products, kyoto, Minecraft, must-visit places, offbeat travel spots, Osaka, Quijote, quirky shopping, shopping, smp, souvenir shopping, TOKYO, tourist attractions, travel, travel destinations, travel experiences, travel memories, unique stores

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.

4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

RoomieCraftGF Drama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanism, Delusion, denial, discomfort, Drama, Emotional support, friendship, Gaslighting, imaginary girlfriend, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, personal space, reality check, Respect, RoomieCraftGF, roommate, roommate conflict, Social Interaction

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NoobCraftersUnited

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Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ores Mined:	9727

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	191	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Emeralds Found:	7383

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

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Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).