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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 840 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 2248 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?