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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 4685 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 195 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?