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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 3149 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 5771 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?