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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 2764 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?