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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 8350 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 483 |
Star Shards Collected: | 179 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
Crops Grown: | 2129 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?