NoBabysitPlsLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BabyCraftHub

baby, BabyCraftHub, child, Communication, compromise, DAUGHTER, decision, disagreement, family, feelings, husband, initials, Marriage, Motherhood, names, parenting, Pregnancy, Son, STEPDAUGHTER, tradition, Unique

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of names! Just like this player who wants to honor her family with a unique name for her baby, we believe in creating a unique experience for all our players.

Join our server and create your own unique world with crazy block creations and epic adventures. Just like this player, you can embark on a journey to find the perfect name for your in-game character or build your own virtual family with custom initials.

Don’t be limited by the initials of your past, break free and explore new possibilities in our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest with the perfect name waiting for you!

So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just find the perfect name for your next pixelated pet or virtual child. Let’s create some LOL-worthy memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

BeanieHairDontCare

BeanieHairDontCare, Beanies, cold weather, fashion, fashion dilemma, Fashion tips, hair care, hair maintenance, hair styling, hat hair, head covering, Headwear, indoor fashion, staying cozy, Style, warmth, winter accessories, winter fashion, winter hats, winter style, winter wardrobe

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have solved the age-old mystery of avoiding hat hair while wearing beanies! Our players have mastered the art of seamlessly transitioning from the chilly outdoors to the cozy indoors without a single strand out of place. Join us and learn the secrets of maintaining flawless hair even in the most extreme weather conditions!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary group of players who have tamed a pack of wild llamas and trained them to do their bidding. Need to transport items across the map? Just hop on a llama and let them do the work for you! These llamas are not your average Minecraft animals – they have a taste for adventure and will stop at nothing to help you on your quest.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players have access to. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers and show off your best moves in this exclusive club. Who knew that Minecraft could be so glamorous?

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, most hair-raising adventures you’ve ever seen. Just remember to leave your hat at the door – we’ve got hat hair covered.

CraftyHub Minecraft Server

arrest, arrested, chat site, Communication, CraftyHub, crime, cybercrime, Founder, Gisèle Pelicot, husband, internet, investigation, law enforcement, legal action, Minecraft, News, online chat, Online Community, scandal, Server, social media, Technology, Website

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	266
Zombie Dances:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

LOL SO, THIS SERVER IS LIKE, SUPER LIT, OK? LIKE, THE FOUNDER IS SO WILD, THEY GOT ARRESTED FOR LIKE, RUNNING A CHAT SITE THAT GISELE PELICOT’S HUSBAND USED. CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE IT? JOIN THIS SERVER AND YOU MIGHT GET ARRESTED TOO, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY. PLUS, WE HAVE DIAMONDS GALORE AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

CraftyDadBurnedByGirls

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE SET FIRES AND MAKE DAD JOKES ALL DAY!

WE HAVE CRAZY STORIES LIKE FATHERS GETTING LIT UP BY THEIR DAUGHTERS AFTER SOME WILD RAPE INCIDENT IN PAKISTAN!

COME JOIN US FOR SOME INSANE FUN AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS A NAME WHEN YOU CAN HAVE ALL THIS CHAOS?! 😂🔥🔥🔥

Lifesteal SMP STARTING FRIDAY Anarchy SMP

Active, Anarchy, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Discord, Fabric, FRIDAY, Fun, Gaming, invite, Join, LifeSteal, members, multiplayer, New server, Play, Plugins, Server, smp, Starting, Survival, voice mod, worldborder

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crops Grown:	8250	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Overview
SMP Start Time	Friday, 3pm EST
Number of Members	Currently 28
Plugins	LifeSteal, Voice mod (using fabric)
Worldborder	5k by 5k
Community	Fun and active
Discord	https://discord.gg/ZZ5DdF46

FAQ

Q: When does the SMP start?

A: The SMP starts on Friday at 3pm EST.

Q: How many members are currently in the SMP?

A: There are currently 28 members in the SMP, and more are needed.

Q: What plugins are used in the SMP?

A: The SMP uses LifeSteal and Voice mod plugins, both implemented using Fabric.

Q: What is the size of the worldborder?

A: The worldborder is set at 5k by 5k.

Q: How would you describe the community in the SMP?

A: The community is described as fun and active, welcoming new members to join.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the SMP?

A: Yes, the Discord server can be joined through this link: https://discord.gg/ZZ5DdF46

VibeCraft Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, Communication, Community, Connection, emotions, Expression, feeling, Happiness, introspection, joy, Land, Melancholy, mood, Music, Nostalgia, playlist, Reflection, sentiment, sentimentality, sharing, song, VibeCraft, VIBES

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build epic castles and fight off dragons with your friends.

But wait, there’s more! You can also ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of your hands.

And get this, the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.

Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip mixed with a fantasy adventure on steroids. Just click that join button and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

BabyCraftyCritique

aita, Baby name, BabyCraftyCritique, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, criticizing, egyptian goddess, family, Interference, Isis, judgmental, life choices, Opinions, parenting, relationships, Rude, School, sister, teasing, terrorist organization

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8825
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama of real life like this! We promise no one will judge you for your name choices, whether you name your character after an Egyptian goddess or a famous terrorist organization. Our server is a safe space for all, where you can build, explore, and have fun without fear of being bullied or teased. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, no matter what controversial names you choose. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind!

SmellCraft SMP: SmellinGood

Alluring smells, aromatic sensations, Captivating aromas, Delightful fragrances, Enjoyable aromas, Fascinating scents, favorite smells, Intriguing scents, Love to smell, Odd odors, Peculiar scents, pleasant odors, Quaint fragrances, quirky smells, Scent appreciation, SmellCraft, SmellinGood, smp, Special aromas, strange smell, Uncommon scents, unique scents, unusual fragrances

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mines Excavated:	3690
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

First of all, the admins are actual wizards. Like, they can literally turn dirt into diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who only communicates in pig squeals, it’s hilarious.

But the best part? The strange “smell” that you love to smell. It’s like a mix of freshly baked cookies and exploding creepers. It’s so addictive, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AIocalypse2030

ai, AI impact on jobs, AI in the workplace, AIocalypse2030, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, employment trends, future of work, Job Displacement, job displacement due to AI, job loss, labor force, technological advancement, workforce automation, workforce development, workforce management, workforce optimization, workforce planning, workforce reduction, Workforce Strategy, workforce transformation

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the robot takeover by 2030!!! 41% of companies are gonna fire everyone cuz of AI so u better start practicing ur block building skills now!!! join us and build ur own anti-robot fortress, mine for diamonds to power ur robot-fighting armor, and team up with other players to take down the evil AI overlords!!! don’t be left jobless in the future, come join us and save the world, one block at a time!!! #robotpocalypse #minecraftforlife #savetheworld

Blocky Buzzword Bonanza

blocky, bonanza, buzzword, buzzwords, Communication, Contemporary, emperor’s new clothes, fad, Fashionable, fashionable language, Hip, in vogue, jargon, Language, MODERN, phrases, Popular, popular phrases, stylish, trend, trendy, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Magic Items Found:	6176
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

LOL COME JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA BE DA COOLEST KID ON DA BLOCK. WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT GIVE U HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING.

ON DIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF EVIL LLAMAS WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD. WE EVEN GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND DANCE PARTY WHERE THE ENDER DRAGON IS THE DJ.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BE BLESSED BY THE MINECRAFT GODS AND GIVEN UNLIMITED BUILDING BLOCKS TO CREATE A CASTLE MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS.

SO WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. BUZZWORDS ARE THE MODERN VERSION OF “THE EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES,” BUT ON THIS SERVER, WE WEAR DIAMOND ARMOR AND FLY ON CHICKENS.

Echidna Chromosome Chaos

Chaos, chromosome, chromosome evolution, Echidna, echidna genetics, echidna genome sequence, egg-laying mammal, evolutionary biology, gapless genome, genetic reorganization, genetic sequencing, genome sequence, genome sequencing, genomic events, genomic reorganization, mammal genome, multiple sex chromosomes, reorganization events, sex chromosomes, sex determination, sex determination system, unusual sex determination

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	3819	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	27	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got echidnas with multiple sex chromosomes yo! u can track genomic reorganization events and witness the rise of a highly unusual sex determination system. it’s like a soap opera but with echidnas and minecraft. come join the chaos and witness the madness unfold. only on this server, where anything is possible, even echidna drama.

TeaTime SMP

17, Builders, Characters, Community, Custom, Datapacks, Discord, Donations, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Plugins, Races, REDSTONERS, rules, shopping districts, smp, Storyline, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	227
Endless Night Skies:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Runes Activated:	7

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP Overview

Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game enhancing plugins. Hosting events and custom server events, there is no pressure to donate but supporters can receive roleplay bonuses in game. Opening on 1/04/25, the server welcomes redstoners, builders, farmers, and more, with an LGBTQ+ friendly environment. Featuring a huge storyline and custom character creation, players can enjoy proximity voice chat and relaxed rules to play Minecraft their way.

Server Speciality:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ

What is Tea Time SMP?

Tea Time SMP is a vanilla+ Minecraft server with a variety of game-enhancing plugins, hosting events and custom server events.

When does the server open?

The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25.

What kind of players are you looking for?

We are looking for all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly and is for players aged 17 and above.

Are there specific rules for playing on Tea Time SMP?

Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, allowing players to play Minecraft the way they want to.

Can I participate in roleplay on the server?

Yes, players can create their own characters and roleplay among each other on the server.

Do I have to use the proximity voice chat?

Proximity voice chat is available, but players are not required to talk if they don’t want to.

Anime Oasis 1.21.2

1.21.2, Adult, Anime, Boring, child, cure, Disease, dream, Escape, FANTASY, GOD, Happy, Heaven, Hope, isekai, Life, longing, Oasis, Real World, rotten soul, teenager, wish

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4028
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Sick of this lame adult life? Join our Minecraft server where you can be a forever child or teenager! No more adulting, just building and mining like a boss. Heaven is overrated, but this isekai server will cure your adult soul. Don’t wait 6 years, join now and live your best Minecraft life!

ParentalBlindspot

behind closed doors, concealed activities, Covert, crazy, Forbidden, hidden, kept from parents, Mischief, off the record, ParentalBlindspot, parents, rebellious, risky behavior, Secrets, sneaky, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed actions, unshared adventures, untold stories, Wild

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	70	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Towns Built:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life? Do you want to unleash your inner wild child without your parents ever finding out? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can let loose and do the craziest things imaginable!

Picture this: you’re riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava while wearing a chicken suit. Your parents would never understand, but we do. And we encourage it!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and secret shenanigans that will have you laughing for days. Just don’t let your parents catch you – unless they’re cool enough to join in on the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your wildest dreams run wild on our Minecraft server. Your parents will never know what hit them!

WD-Fiddy’s Block Party

50 cent, BLOCK, brand of lube, business opportunity, celebrity brand, creative branding, entertainment industry, famous rapper, funny idea, Hip Hop Artist, innovative idea, lubricant, marketing concept, Music (Industry), Party, personal care product, potential market, product naming, rapper, rapper 50 cent, sexual wellness, WD-Fiddy, WDFiddys

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Love Letters Sent:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Villages Defended:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server out there, where even 50 Cent himself couldn’t handle the heat! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, we got your back with our special power-up called “WD-Fiddy” lube. It’s so slick, even the Ender Dragon would slip and fall!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant squids, treasure hunts in the land of rainbow sheep, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet llama that spits out diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into our resident celebrity, Snoop Dogg, who’s always down for a game of virtual chess.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server in the universe, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Let’s get this party started, fam!

Players:	91/600	Votes:	4813
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14