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| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 5097 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be bombarded with unexpected responsibilities like my neighbor does to me? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being forced to babysit a spoiled 4-year-old again!
We promise that no one will show up at your virtual doorstep and leave their child in your care without asking. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep.”
Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any unwanted surprises. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we’ve got enough of our own in the form of zombie attacks and skeleton archers. It’s a wild ride, but at least you won’t have to deal with entitled neighbors trying to pawn off their parenting duties on you.
