NoBabyForYouSis | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Emeralds Found:	9296

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	40
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Zombie Dances:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	226
Void Armor Forged:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Villages Defended:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	466	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7123
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Enchantments Applied:	240	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mines Excavated:	2813
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Emeralds Found:	9019
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417
Villages Defended:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3398
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Farms Harvested:	832	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Votes:	4648
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchantments Applied:	123	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7577
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Zombie Dances:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Towns Built:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Alien Abductions:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2372
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mines Excavated:	4119
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

Players:	101/100	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Potions Brewed:	124
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110