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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 7211 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re rushing to the emergency room every time you log on! With insane drinking habits and diabetes galore, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you have to take your virtual sister to the virtual ER at 2 AM? Only time will tell!
But don’t worry, our family-friendly server will have you shaking your head in disbelief just like when my sister buys 4 CASES of hard seltzers. And just like my family, we’ll brush off any concerns you have and tell you to just have fun!
So come join us on the most dramatic Minecraft server around. It’s my car, my rules, and no alcohol allowed…unless it’s virtual alcohol, of course!