NoahHatesBasketballMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Animals Bred:	109

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Farms Harvested:	514	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	5019
Love Letters Sent:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	397
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2322
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Void Gems Collected:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2178
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
View Trailer

About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Animals Bred:	94	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

City Building Minecraft SMP

Anime, building, Characters, city, city building, creativity, culture, Economy, FANTASY, Government, imagination, Infrastructure, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, smp, society, storytelling, Technology, transportation system, world-building

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dimension Hops:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25

Are you tired of building the same old boring cities in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate isekai city-building experience! Join us and transport yourself to a whole new world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT).

Our server is home to the most eccentric builders you’ll ever meet. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a floating castle in the sky guarded by dragons? No problem! The crazier your ideas, the better.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some enchanted diamond armor? Just trade a few stacks of dirt with our shady villager friends and it’s yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let your wildest isekai city dreams come to life! Just be prepared for the occasional creeper explosion or unexpected visit from a wandering trader selling suspiciously rare items. It’s all part of the fun!

BedroomBattles Minecraft Server

aita, BEDROOM, BedroomBattles, Boundaries, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, living situation, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, relationships, Rent, roommates, Server, sharing, sibling, sleeping arrangements

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	222
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your brother’s girlfriend with insomnia!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about being kicked out every weekend. We believe in equal rights for all players, no matter how many sheep you’ve sheared or diamonds you’ve mined.

Don’t let your brother’s girlfriend’s sleeping habits dictate your Minecraft experience. Come join us and sleep soundly knowing that your bed is yours and yours alone. Plus, we have a special room just for players who need a nap until 2pm, because we support all types of sleep schedules here.

So come on over to our server, where you can mine, build, and sleep in peace without any room-sharing drama. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world – no more sleeping on the couch for you!

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150	Emeralds Found:	6912
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

Players:	91/700	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Dimension Hops:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Potions Brewed:	122	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10