No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	4367	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ores Mined:	5281

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

MC PGST

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9061

A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

pixel.mc-pgst.tw

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	135
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	177	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Animals Bred:	38
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	10

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2847	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Holy Grails Found:	1

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	2236
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ores Mined:	4125
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gods Slained:	1

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	195	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	140
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Animals Bred:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3700	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Divine Spears Created:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Animals Bred:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Void Gems Collected:	40	Chimeras Created:	2

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Votes:	8370
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com