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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 2082 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Farms Harvested: | 665 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.
So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!