No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Void Armor Forged:	28	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Potions Brewed:	176	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Star Shards Collected:	137
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Towns Built:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	New Chunks Explored:	335772
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	63609	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Enchantments Applied:	299	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

-> LOOKING FOR A SERVER THAT IMPROVE YOUR CONNECTION AND FPS? DEATHZONE NETWORK <-1) IMPROVE YOUR CONNECTION/FPS 2) +2 YEARS ACTIVE [Tu progreso siempre estará acá]

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Villages Defended:	14
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

MineHeart is a Quality Public Lifesteal & Earth SMP Server that is available for both Java & Bedrock. It is a one of a kind Gamemode that allows users to steal hearts from one another, once you hit 0 Hearts, you will be banned from the server for a set period of time.IP = play.mineheart.net Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	1682	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Star Shards Collected:	50
Villages Defended:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	379	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Buildings Constructed:	39
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	4758	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.