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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1053	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minecadia

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Minecadia, founded in 2021, is a server known for its popular Minecraft game modes, such as Factions, Skyblock, Survival, and OneBlock. Since it’s opening, Minecadia has quickly gained a reputation for providing fun, unique experiences on each. Notably, Minecadia’s Factions realm continues to break records for the game mode, all whilst the server continues to expand and develop others.Our gamemodes: – Factions – Junior Lifesteal – Skyblock – Kitmap – SurvivalIP: play.minecadia.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minecadia.com : 19132 (port) Store: https://store.minecadia.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/minecadia

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TulipSurvival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Minecraft Survival 1.20TulipSurvival is a super chill Minecraft Survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. You can play with your friends, make land claims, create towns, make player warps, buy & sell items to others and more..!Here’s a few things we offer: Custom items, Player warps, Player economy, Grief prevention, Voting ranks…We do our best to keep this community a friendly place. If you’re looking for a fun Survival server, then gives ours a shot 🙂 Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Twenture

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, OneBlock, Towny, Vanilla

Twenture is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 – 1.20.4. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world!Keywords: City, CityBuild, Towny, Server IP, Discord, Minecraft servers, Jobs, McMMO, Rpg, Anarchy, Hardcore, Raiding, Land Claim, Earth Towny, Earth SMP, LifeSteal SMP, Survival SMP, SkyBlock, Vanilla, Vanilla Plus, Plugins, Network IP, starters, launcher, new server, uptime, Minecraft version, copy to clickboard, ip-address, server list, free ranks, best server, Multiplayer, Pvp, Connect to, Game server, Server network, Play with, Game mode, Custom server, Custom maps, Server Minecraft, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, Minecraft Survival, leaderboard, leaderboards, Free server, up and running Minecraft players, Roleplay, server address, free Minecraft, Minecraft games,Minecraft free, download Minecraft, play MinecraftIP: mc.twenture.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ChillSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on blockgame, hands down. We’re an Survival server running on 1.20 with new world generation. The latest version of Minecraft.[+] Grief Protection [+] Player Ran Economy [+] Need Staff [+] Free Ranks [+] Custom Items [+] Semi Vanilla And so so much more.If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.chillsmp.org PORT: 19132

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3129

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Blaze Gaming

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Blaze Gaming is a Minecraft network running for over 4 years without interruption, we host a variety of fun game modes such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and Survival SMP! We now support Bedrock edition cross play with our Java Edition servers!– Skyblock which includes our Greek themed custom mobs with custom items that are fully unique to our server..– Survival SMP which is our newly refreshed survival game mode, which includes custom models and custom items to use in battle against one another, as well as an all new 1.20 experience.– Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 which is historically our longest running and most successful game mode, with tons of content and things to have fun with while playing Pokemon in Minecraft! The new Pixelmon update brings Minecraft 1.16.5 and more!▶ DISCORD : discord.gg/blaze ▶ PIXELMON MODPACK : https://modpack.mc-blaze.com ▶ BEDROCK IP: sm.mc-blaze.com:19132

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3734	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Potions Brewed:	163

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

When we created this server, our goal was to create a unique and well balanced “custom” Towny experience. With our current team having over 7 years of Towny experience we aim to give players the best possible survival experience possible. With frequent updates and actively adding new features to the server we can ensure you that this server has a lot to offer. Whilst our server is mostly based around Towny we have added a lot of game-play features that will enhance your experience, such as:Jobs, Rankup, Auctions, custom enchants, Custom GUI menu’s, Crates, Lockable chests, Custom items, Epic particle & sound effects And much much moreWhat are you waiting for? Join today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	9480	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Towns Built:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Animals Bred:	124

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Buildings Constructed:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.