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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TulipSurvival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Twenture

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, OneBlock, Towny, Vanilla

Twenture is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 – 1.20.4. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world!Keywords: City, CityBuild, Towny, Server IP, Discord, Minecraft servers, Jobs, McMMO, Rpg, Anarchy, Hardcore, Raiding, Land Claim, Earth Towny, Earth SMP, LifeSteal SMP, Survival SMP, SkyBlock, Vanilla, Vanilla Plus, Plugins, Network IP, starters, launcher, new server, uptime, Minecraft version, copy to clickboard, ip-address, server list, free ranks, best server, Multiplayer, Pvp, Connect to, Game server, Server network, Play with, Game mode, Custom server, Custom maps, Server Minecraft, 1.20.1, 1.20.2, Minecraft Survival, leaderboard, leaderboards, Free server, up and running Minecraft players, Roleplay, server address, free Minecraft, Minecraft games,Minecraft free, download Minecraft, play MinecraftIP: mc.twenture.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6089
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ChillSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on blockgame, hands down. We’re an Survival server running on 1.20 with new world generation. The latest version of Minecraft.[+] Grief Protection [+] Player Ran Economy [+] Need Staff [+] Free Ranks [+] Custom Items [+] Semi Vanilla And so so much more.If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.chillsmp.org PORT: 19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blaze Gaming

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Blaze Gaming is a Minecraft network running for over 4 years without interruption, we host a variety of fun game modes such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and Survival SMP! We now support Bedrock edition cross play with our Java Edition servers!– Skyblock which includes our Greek themed custom mobs with custom items that are fully unique to our server..– Survival SMP which is our newly refreshed survival game mode, which includes custom models and custom items to use in battle against one another, as well as an all new 1.20 experience.– Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 which is historically our longest running and most successful game mode, with tons of content and things to have fun with while playing Pokemon in Minecraft! The new Pixelmon update brings Minecraft 1.16.5 and more!▶ DISCORD : discord.gg/blaze ▶ PIXELMON MODPACK : https://modpack.mc-blaze.com ▶ BEDROCK IP: sm.mc-blaze.com:19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Emeralds Found:	4416
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	6347
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	8062	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.