Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Pikacore

    Pikacore

    IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 15
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sakura Realms

    Sakura Realms

    Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sunny Survival

    Sunny Survival

    Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Runes Activated: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Towns Built: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CastiaMC

    CastiaMC

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Gods Slained: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 266 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CCNet

    CCNet

    CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vanilla Europa

    Vanilla Europa

    IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Grand Theft Minecart

    Grand Theft Minecart

    The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PokeSaga

    PokeSaga
    We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

    If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 264 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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