Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
Infinity Stones Found: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Hometown

    Hometown

    Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GrimmRP

    GrimmRP

    Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Enchantments Applied: 87
    Buildings Constructed: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SiphonMC

    SiphonMC

    Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCLabs

    MCLabs

    In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 41
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Emeralds Found: 4855
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ByCraft

    ByCraft

    Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

    · BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

    · Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

    · UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Alien Abductions: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Magic Items Found: 3027
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • hugeboxes

    hugeboxes

    Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Demon Skulls Collected: 42

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Addictive

    Addictive

    Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 55
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Animals Bred: 90 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AstridCloud

    AstridCloud

    AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Zombie Dances: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Runes Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Venturedmc

    Venturedmc

    Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mythgarde

    Mythgarde

    Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 109
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Magic Items Found: 3005 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sky Servers Survival

    Sky Servers Survival

    WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Emeralds Found: 1099
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Star Shards Collected: 205

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Thanks Prison

    Thanks Prison

    50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Silvermons

    Silvermons

    Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 342 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ascendant Survival

    Ascendant Survival

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Emeralds Found: 3980 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cherry Survival

    Cherry Survival

    [1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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