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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Astral Projections Made:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Magic Items Found:	7453
Farms Harvested:	846	Towns Built:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9393
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

Minebits Network [1.18+ Supported]– ON Prisons – Tycoons – EarthSMP – Active Community – Events & Keyalls– BEDROCK SUPPORT (PORT 19132)Join Now!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	3772	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	780	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Love Letters Sent:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	5257
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ores Mined:	5279	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Animals Bred:	144	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Enchantments Applied:	146
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	122	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mines Excavated:	3670	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.