No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Crops Grown:	9310
Love Letters Sent:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Crops Grown:	6089
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	4529
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	132	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Enchantments Applied:	173
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Villages Defended:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4538
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!