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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Zeacraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Zeacraft! This is the community server for YouTuber Zeabruse, but the doors are open for everyone to come and have fun!Discord: https://discord.gg/q3htVgrBke IP: play.zeacraft.net Versions 1.8 – 1.20.x

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Reborn Nanjyasorya in Japan

MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

REBORN NANJYASORYA Server DescriptionWelcome to the Japanese server! Dynmap http://15.jpn.gg:4352/No Fast Travel: Wander and Explore! Say goodbye to teleporting on this semi-vanilla server. The only teleport command that can be used is /tpa /tpahere /home bed. From subways to glaciers to railways, discover new and exciting ways to traverse the map. Teleports are unexpected, enhancing the exploration experience and maintaining the essence of the game.Defeating the Ender Dragon is the key This server gives you rewards for defeating the Ender Dragon. Furthermore, there are four difficulty levels: normal, medium, hard, and hell. By defeating them regularly, you can get further rewards, which can also be exchanged. How many hours can you defeat the Ender Dragon? Please try the challengeTrap towers, circuits: everything is free Whether you want to use various circuits or collect experience points with trap towers, you can create everything freely. there is no limit.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Anarchy Romania

Anarchy, Earth, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to AnarchyMc, a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules! Explore the wild frontier with custom vehicles, engage in adrenaline-pumping adventures, and experience the true essence of anarchy in this one-of-a-kind gaming universe! 1.12 – 1.20.1 Random Loot Chest Vehicles Shop Anarchy Slots Discord Rtp

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4575	Buildings Constructed:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	3097

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ThunderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Thundercraft Network is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities that we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [ambas 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a staff that is very attentive and willing to help you with whatever you need. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network! __________________________________________________________________ Thundercraft Network, is a java and bedrock server with extensive content in the 2 modalities we currently have: survival custom and skyblock custom [both 1.19.x] where we offer stable gameplay, with 0 lag (of course if you have a stable internet connection ). With guilds, clans, dungeons, pvp, pve, crates, roulettes, ranks, kits, pets, pockeballs, rarities, protections, guilds, games, structures, custom mobs, lotteries, casino, epic constructions and more! We have a very attentive staff and willing to collaborate in what you require. We are waiting for you at Thundercraft Network!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Pixelmon-AU

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Using “The Pixelmon Modpack” from CurseForge. Available for 1.12.2 and 1.16.5!* Custom Plugins * Wondertrade * Pokebuilder * Keep Inventory * GTS * EV Training * Vote Party * Poké Hunts *[Aussie Owned]New server in 2021 – Come and shape our world.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Crops Grown:	8200
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Flawless SMP

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Flawless, a brand new 1.20 Survival Server!Join and pick a class of 3 choices; Ninja, Pharo, Tank! We focus on entertaining gameplay, unique experiences and looking after our community.– Competitive Warzone PVP – Custom Enchants – Envoys – Dueling System – Playtime RewardsDiscord: https://discord.gg/EYuGwBtAJ5 IP: flawlessmc.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TownySaga

Earth, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TownySaga – Begin your Minecraft journey with an immersive experience seamlessly blending Java and Bedrock versions. Create and manage towns and nations solo or with friends, shaping your empire. Thrive in a player-driven economy by trading and gathering resources. TownySaga supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Join our community on Discord at discord.gg/r7AHqc2dJZ to connect, share experiences, and stay updated. Embark on your saga at play.townysaga.com, where your journey is bound only by your imagination. Ready to start?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Commune Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

A four year old anarchy server with a rich history documented by the admin himself. With multiple wars and conflicts, and the server community is relatively tightly knit – join if you want a great community in an anarchy world.The Commune is meant to be a server that still gives you the anarchy experience, without an overwhelmingly large playerbase, and without all of the large group politics.You may join on ANY VERSION OF MINECRAFT after 1.12. The server will always be at the most recent version of minecraft, although you may join and play using any version.If you do join, be aware of the Imperium!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TwiCraftMC

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

TwiCraftMC is a Minecraft server dedicated to provide high quality game experience.Useful Links: Discord: https://dsc.gg/TwiCraftMC Shop: https://shop.twicraftmc.xyz/IP: play.twicraftmc.xyz Bedrock: bedrock.twicraftmc.xyz

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Animals Bred:	34
Farms Harvested:	801	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CosmosMC

Earth, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to CosmosMC. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, Prison, Skyblock and factions gamemodes.We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.cosmosmc.org PORT: 19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MyHEROES

Creative, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join thousands of players daily @ join.mineheroes.org How to play: www.mineheroes.net/play

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Buildings Constructed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Shack

LifeSteal

Newly built server that has just released lifesteal for now. More to come in the future! We hope to see you soon.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Dimension Hops:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SurvivalVerse

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to SurvivalVerse, where two distinct gamemodes, Walaku Falls and Survival Odyssey, await to deliver an unparalleled gaming experience.Walaku Falls: Immerse Yourself in Towny Adventure Embark on a captivating journey within our Towny gamemode, Walaku Falls. Here, the power is in your hands to manage and cultivate your very own community. Stake your claim on land, forge alliances with fellow adventurers, and set out on strategic journeys through breathtaking landscapes. Whether you thrive as a planner, a leader, or an explorer, SurvivalVerse offers an experience tailored just for you. Don’t miss out—join us now for an unforgettable adventure!Survival Odyssey: Uncover the Intricacies of a Groundbreaking Server Dive into the intricacies of Survival Odyssey and discover the myriad features that make this server truly groundbreaking. Explore our meticulously detailed announcement thread to learn about the sophisticated Coin Shop system, Playtime Levels, customized crates, intense PVP combat, new donor ranks, sellwands, a balanced economy, and the introduction of teams this season. The Odyssey has it all, promising an immersive and dynamic gameplay experience like never before. Join us on this epic journey and become part of a thriving community that embraces innovation and excitement.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Divine Spears Created:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

AndromedaPVP – Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Minecraft Network com: SURVIVAL (1.20.1+)• Create your clan and dominate the CLAN LEAGUE (Monthly Event); • Complete BattlePass missions and be rewarded with exclusive items and cosmetics; • Collect Items and complete objectives; • Battle challenging Dungeons alone or with friends/clanmates; • Dominate the End and defeat the Ender Dragon after collecting 9x Dragon Balls; • Find new enchantments added when improving your tools; • Much more awaits you!…Pirata/Original Java Edition

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Fire Vanilla

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Fire Vanilla is one of the most popular 1.9+ PvP networks! And here is why you should join today!Out gamemodes consist of:• Economy Survival • Practice • Box PvP • Events So ready for a challenge? Join the most competitive Minecraft PvP network today! Bedrock and Java welcome!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2566	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!