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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Towns Built:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Farms Harvested:	672
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2117	Emeralds Found:	7416
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Crops Grown:	4894	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	107	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ProsperityCraft

Survival

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ores Mined:	7912
Holy Grails Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Gempers Place

Survival

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Love Letters Sent:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

OustCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Wanna play old style minecraft server with out all thos anoying million’s of commands you have to use to play simple game, OustCraft is here, play simple Minecraft with simple commands. Server have events and friendly stuff members, we are working for better CHILL

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	167
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	40

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PlanexCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Survival

▬▬ ▬▬▛ PlanexCraft ▜▬▬ ▬▬Join our server which has boxpvp, oneblock and Survival Custom. You can rank up by being on our server for free. JAVA AND BEDROCK.Come in and find out if you’re good enough to earn the highest PlanexCraft rank! 1.20.1 – 1.20.2

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EmberMC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mines Excavated:	3931	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8349
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.