No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	New Chunks Explored:	208964
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Star Shards Collected:	259
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Towns Built:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3167	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Animals Bred:	98	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchantments Applied:	271
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Potions Brewed:	198
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Crops Grown:	4443
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchantments Applied:	143	Villages Defended:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8709	Potions Brewed:	169
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	109
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mines Excavated:	4095
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Potions Brewed:	64	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Emeralds Found:	2426
Buildings Constructed:	44	Dimension Hops:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.