Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Chimeras Created: 3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Zombie Dances: 9
Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Survival Exam

    Survival Exam

    Welcome Home to Provim 1.20 Snapshots Fun, Friendly community!Uptime is 100% – The network was on hiatus for awhile is all

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MysticNetwork

    MysticNetwork

    MysticNetwork is a fully feature server! Our server is fully free-to-play all ranks on our server are in game purchasable , We soon will have an upcoming skyblock server there is currently option to become an alpha tester, we have friendly staff team to assist you in helping you enjoy our server.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Element Animation

    Element Animation

    -= ELEMENT ANIMATION =- Welcome to the Element Animation server!It is our mission to entertain, and in more ways than one. The Element Animation team crafts comedic Minecraft animations, which can be viewed on our channel (http://www.youtube.com/elementanimation). Now, we have a server and it’s more enjoyable than ever.Explore, meet new friends, and embark upon new creative endeavors. The possibilities are endless—the only piece missing is you.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nobility

    Nobility

    Discover Nobility, the ultimate Minecraft server where Java and Bedrock players come together for epic crossplay adventures! Engage in thrilling PvP battles across custom landscapes, conquer unique structures, and earn rewards through kill streaks, bounties, and daily quests. Join us now and experience the excitement of Nobility firsthand!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Towns Built: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TyphonCraft

    TyphonCraft

    Welcome to TyphonCraft, an immersive Minecraft server where fantasy meets survival! Embark on a supernatural journey as vampires and werewolves roam the pixelated lands. Unleash your inner creature of the night or embrace the power of the moonlit wilderness. TyphonCraft offers a unique gameplay experience, where players can choose to join the ranks of the undead or transform into fearsome werewolves. Engage in epic battles, build mystical lairs, and navigate a world where darkness and moonlight shape your destiny. With custom features, quests, and a vibrant community, TyphonCraft invites you to explore the enchanting fusion of Minecraft and the supernatural realm. Join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EnderNetwork

    EnderNetwork

    Welcome to EnderNetwork, a thrilling Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to a whole new level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is the key to success, and adventure awaits around every corner.**Explore a Unique World**: EnderNetwork features a carefully crafted world with diverse landscapes, hidden treasures, and mysterious dungeons. Embark on epic journeys through lush forests, vast deserts, towering mountains, and treacherous caves.**Custom Items and Weapons**: Our server boasts a unique twist with a variety of custom items and weapons. Discover powerful artifacts and enchanted gear that will aid you in your quest for survival. Unleash the full potential of your character with items you won’t find anywhere else.**Build and Create**: Express your creativity by building impressive structures and settlements. EnderNetwork encourages players to collaborate and form communities. Establish your own home, town, or fortress and leave your mark on the ever-expanding world.Join EnderNetwork today and embark on an unforgettable journey in a Minecraft survival server where the possibilities are as endless as the world itself!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 6990 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minions Network

    Minions Network

    Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 56 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Torrent Network

    Torrent Network

    The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 89

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • I hate you

    I hate you

    semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Mythical Swords Crafted: 83

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TanukiCraft

    TanukiCraft

    TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 750
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Madcow Family Friendly

    Madcow Family Friendly

    Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4617 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blade SMP

    Blade SMP

    A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HermitVeterans

    HermitVeterans

    What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Helix

    Helix

    Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • FOX SMP

    FOX SMP

    A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Dragon Scales Harvested: 239
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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