Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 56
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
Void Armor Forged: 20 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Gamerland

    Gamerland

    Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Potions Brewed: 155
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • RealmWars

    RealmWars

    Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 8

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • DemonsCraft

    DemonsCraft

    Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Dimension Hops: 15 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Stealcadia

    Stealcadia

    Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24 Herobrine Sightings: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • BLITHE

    BLITHE

    We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 125
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Renascence

    Renascence

    Some features of Renascence: Daily login rewards Mounts Quests Pinata Party Slimefun Player Shops Community Events Dungeons Towny Coreprotect Leveling system Aurelius Skills Custom Generated Terrain

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1434 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Minetality Vanilla Survival Server

    Minetality Vanilla Survival Server

    Welcome to Minetality, where the focus is on fun and community!We strive to create an environment where players can come together and enjoy the game with like-minded individuals. Whether you’re into building, redstone, or just exploring, there’s something for everyone here.Embark on a journey of pure vanilla survival, whether you like to build on your own or join the bustling community town and collaborate on exciting projects with your fellow playersThe server features a whitelist world border, providing a safe haven for whitelisted players to build and create without the worry of griefing or theft.Rules: – No cheating, grefing, stealing or duping allowed.Come join us at play.minetality.net and start your adventure!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • All The Mods 6 by CraftersLand

    All The Mods 6 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: atm6.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > All The Mods 6 – 1.16.5 Modpack

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 11

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • FourLeaf

    FourLeaf

    Classic Chill Survival SMP 1.20.1 A easy understanding server yet unique experience like no other survival server! Join us now and become a cool survival ! Feature Custom Fishing Custom Mining 550+ quests BlackMarket deal F2P Friendly Staff] PVE Arena Daily Reward

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Villages Defended: 13 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • GroundedMC

    GroundedMC

    GroundedMC is an Economy Survival server but still keeps the vanilla feel that everyone loves! We have an amazing community of members!! Choose to play competitively, focus on building or just come to hang with friends and play some of our event mini games!Grind for in game ranks and keys or purchase ranks and keys from our webstore – everyone can play!! Also, be sure to join us for events and giveaways as we love to spoil our community!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Minecraft Network

    Minecraft Network

    We are an active SMP with over 2k members on our discord. We have MoreMobHeads and Claims plugins. Also, we have the BlazeAndCaves Advancements Datapack.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Vanilla Fun

    Vanilla Fun

    About Hello! My name is Jack, owner of Vanilla Fun / Survival Fun. Vanilla Fun is a brand new sister server/community to our main server, Survival Fun looking to branch out and invite all kinds of players from all over the world to come together and play some Minecraft. Since we just started, we are all working on our bases, shops and its the perfect time for you to come join us and build up this new world. Come join and participate in our weekly events, have fun with our proximity voice chat feature, and make some new friends for life!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 176 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • The Book Of Ventura

    The Book Of Ventura

    Welcome to The Book Of VenturaThe Book Of Ventura is a high fantasy, medieval roleplay server with a hint of steam punk.This server is very unique and unlike any other! We have things like:– An audio plugin – Particle effects which show when someone cast magic – Unique player events – Familiar, yet customized races such as Elves, Orcs, Dwarves, Humans, Halflings, and our Metal Men – Custom Lore, including Geography, Pantheons, Fauna, and the mysterious element of MagicTo gain access to the server you first must visit the website as it is whitelist only!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Villages Defended: 11 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8558 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • StoryAdventure

    StoryAdventure

    StoryAdventure Version: 1.20.xMost complete minecraft server! Survival full, SkyBlock, Creative mode for those who like to build! New game modes coming soon! Skins, Voting rewards, VIPs, Clans, Events and much more!Come have fun!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Enchantments Applied: 99
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8616 Rainbows Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • AzCraft

    AzCraft

    Family friendly, dad owned Survival 1.16 server, with many fun plugins installed making our server unique with a HermitCraft feel.  We are a young server and we welcome you to help build our world. Build up one of our towns or building out in your own quiet space. We look forward in playing with you.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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