No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1252	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Items Found:	1051	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Gods Slained:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Void Armor Forged:	21

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	453593
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Farms Harvested:	829
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8452
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Emeralds Found:	5494
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minecafe

Survival

We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Lootcraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lootcraft, a survival server with a friendly community! We offer a chill and laid back experience, so if you’re looking for a casual server to play on you’ve come to the right place! We offer many features, such as land claiming to protect your builds, chest shops and auctions to buy and sell items, and player warps so other players can check out what you made. With the world border being 10,000 x 10,000, there is plenty of land to explore. Come join us and become part of the Lootcraft community!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

WheatField

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

WheatField,WheatField is a community based server that is now online! We cater for lovers of all gamemodes featuring KitPvP, Skyblock, Factions and soon to be Creative. We can’t wait to see the community flourish. We hope you enjoy the server and appreciate the heartfelt time and effort we have put in to the server. We love you guys!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	1383
Players Killed by Monsters:	5318	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Furry Refuge Community Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

We’re a small but growing community of Furries with a community server that is welcome to anyone and everyone who wants to join! We’ve got landclaiming, a bit of an economy going, along with Slimefun! We try to foster a a friendly encronment with players on daily. Lands will allow you to claim a property by doing “/lands claim”.. you can also use the little menu book we’ve provided. Slimefun book is also very easy to use and uses xp to unlock tech stuff. If you want a more vanilla play, you can definitely do that without having to worry about tech stuff. On the other hand, you can delve deep into tech without mods, allowing even players with crappy computers to play on our server and have just as much fun. Remember, you can save your xp by using a empty bottle item in a crafting table. keep “soulbound” items in your inventory upon death, and other stuff! Join us on telegram at telegram.furryrefuge.com or our discord which is discord.furryrefuge.com. We hope to see you in-game, and if not, you can use the bot to chat to people in-game from telegram or discord minecraft chats!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	4274	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MegaCityCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

24/7 Hosted /back /tpa /sell etc !! Wait for it… Our free commands are free. We have tons of features — Come play a while and see why we’re so AWESOME !!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.