Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Dragon Scales Harvested: 500
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Void Gems Collected: 23

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

New Minecraft Servers

  • SkyLife

    SkyLife

    Soar above the skies on Skylyfe, a truly unique take on the original Skyblock formula! We have insane dungeons, island upgrades, captivating quests, adaptive parkour, and much more! Join our active and diverse community, climb the leaderboards or build something cool. Unleash your creativity and conquer the limitless skies that await you above the clouds!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Emeralds Found: 3194 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineCrafty Server

    MineCrafty Server

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AMinecraft

    AMinecraft

    AMinecraft is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server founded in 2012, and we’re looking to replenish it! ___________________________________ In the recent months we have made many new editions to our server, including: • A brand-new spawn • Plugin fixes • New Spleef arena ___________________________________ We are looking forward to hosting events such as: • Mining events • PvP events And of course we’re always open to suggestions! ___________________________________ https://linktr.ee/aminecraft So let’s build community and have some fun! We can’t wait to see you there! 1.20.1 – Spigot

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 232099 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Celestial Expanse

    The Celestial Expanse

    The Celestial Expanse is an extremely detailed SciFi Towny Nations Server. Explore, Colonize and/or Conquer over 20 Planets! Build a Metropolis! Design an entire Starship Fleet! Grow an Industrial Complex larger than anyone else’s! If this post piqued your interest; feel free to check us out! IP: celestialmc.zapto.org Versions: 1.17-1.19.2 (Chat Reporting >> Disabled)

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rodion Network

    Rodion Network

    RODION NETWORK We are a small minecraft community looking further into growing and make people have a fun time with their friends or knowing new people that play our server. Our current gamemodes are: » Skyblock: A basic OP Skyblock that hastons of features that are listed below: Slime Fun Minions Auction House Mayors Custom Enchants Daily Rewards And much more! IP: play.rodion-network.com Store: https://rodion-network.com/store

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MassCraft

    MassCraft

    MassCraft is a MMO Minecraft server with the best gamemodes! Come join in for Faction | Creative | Economy and More! Our friendly Admins will make sure you have a good experience. We are also a small and dedicated server to help give the best performance to all of our players. Head over to our website for more info!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HOMIE SMP

    HOMIE SMP

    [1.20.4]Homie SMP is a new server made by a couple of friends, Custom made with alot of fun plugins to keep you entertained the whole time! We have Quests, Crates, Mob Arena and more! Join today and give us a try, let us know what you think and if you want something we could add it 🙂

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Melvinnoob SMP

    Melvinnoob SMP

    Melvinnoob smp is a NON pay to win minecraft server but feature lots of fun command. its base on simple survival minecraft but with shop gui and other cool stuff.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 193 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MUGEN

    MUGEN

    welcome to mugen!!on this server we provide minigames like skyblock!! You definitely won’t get bored because it has very unique features is sf JAVA│◆ IP : play.mugenarea.my.id │◆ VERSION : 1.8.7 – 1.20.1 BEDROCK │◆ IP : play.mugenarea.my.id │◆ PORT :3037 │◆ VERSION : 1.16 – 1.20+

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 46 Void Gems Collected: 17
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10
    Falling into the Void: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Crops Grown: 5339 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Skull Network

    Skull Network

    SKULL NETWORKx Custom Enchantments x Land Claim x Marketplace x Player Skills, Warps, Shops, trades, jobs, Quests x 24/7 Active Players x Custom Ranks x Custom Crates x Hiring Staffs x Daily Rewards x More Coming Soon

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Dimension Hops: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MC Flow

    MC Flow

    Explore our survival world with PvP 1.8 and unique features. Enjoy VIPs, epic events, mystery boxes, rewarded votes, and a vibrant community. Updated World: World generated in version 1.20.2, more world with different resources. Server with PvP 1.8. Exclusive VIPs: Special benefits, exclusive commands and events for VIPs. Mystery Boxes: Discover exclusive items and surprises when you open boxes with keys. Rewarded Votes: Contribute by voting daily and receive exclusive rewards. Epic Events: Exciting challenges and memorable celebrations. Battle Pass, Incredible Missions, Spawners, Weddings, Casino, Duels, Pets, Duels, Museum of unique items and much more!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 351 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • fate x network

    fate x network

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where adventure knows no bounds! Immerse yourself in a world of RPG bosses, mythical PvP battles, and the creative challenge of Skyblock. Engage in epic quests against powerful bosses, test your skills in intense PvP showdowns, and build your own floating paradise in the sky.But that’s not all – our server is packed with amusing features, easter eggs, and unique events that will keep you entertained. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, join our vibrant community for laughter, camaraderie, and endless fun. Explore the magic of RPG, mythical PvP, Skyblock, and more, making our server a truly exceptional Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • SkyHub

    SkyHub

    Welcome to SkyHub, the ultimate SkyBlock experience! Immerse yourself in a sky-high adventure where you start with nothing but a floating island and your wits. Build and expand your island, conquer challenges, and unlock new dimensions of creativity. With custom features, challenging quests, and a vibrant community, SkyHub promises an unparalleled SkyBlock journey. Join us and elevate your gameplay to new heights!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Star Shards Collected: 91
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 13

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • ZombiEra Official

    ZombiEra Official

    Welcome to ZombiEra Minecraft server!Dear Minecraft enthusiasts, experience a unique zombie apocalypse on ZombiEra Official! Our custom plugin transforms the vanilla Minecraft world for an unparalleled gaming experience.Open Beta Now Live! Join, explore, and report bugs. Your feedback refines the game for you.Your Ideas Shape Us. Be part of our community-driven server! Share suggestions, shaping the future of ZombiEra Official.Server Details: Version 1.18.x to 1.20.x, Platform: Java EditionEmbark on the ZombiEra journey today! Join us in creating an epic Minecraft apocalypse. Sincerely, ZombiEra Official Team

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Towns Built: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 28
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Villages Defended: 16 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • SpillZone

    SpillZone

    Hello and welcome to SpillSone Norwegian Minecraft Server!Game zone consists of several game zones, which means that you can choose from * Survival * Towny * Vanilla (Whitelisted) * MiniGames (BedWars, BuildBattle, Parkour, The Lab, and PartyGames)You choose what suits you to play!But I recommend that you read the SpillSone.no website for more information!The server opens 28 January 2024

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6998
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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