Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
Magical Moments Shared: 15 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

New Minecraft Servers

  • NixSMP

    NixSMP

    NixSMP is a thriving Minecraft server community where players come together to explore, survive, and build in a shared world. With a focus on camaraderie and collaboration, players forge friendships as they embark on adventures, construct magnificent structures, and conquer challenges in the enchanting Minecraft universe. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, NixSMP offers a welcoming and engaging environment for all Minecraft enthusiasts to enjoy.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Runes Activated: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AnarchyBox

    AnarchyBox

    An Crystal Box server thats bedrock and java fun try the server out one of the best crystal servers more game modes coming soon

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ilu Ambar – Enquenta Arda

    Ilu Ambar – Enquenta Arda

    A LOTRmodded minecraft server providing a gameplay environment aimed at long-term immersive roleplay survival, with focus on custom in-character roleplay, building, PvE and consented PvP, for a mature player community. The server world is Middle-earth in the Third Age with hard survival settings.

    All information needed to know what this server is about is presented on our LOTRmod wiki page. Join our Discord server to meet the community and learn more.

    The server opened for whitelisted players on 28 August 2023. This is a relaunch of our original server that started on January 15 2019 and was discontinued on 26 August 2023. Seed is the same, and many of our best survival builds are re-used.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 63 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Animals Bred: 137
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • theravenAU MC

    theravenAU MC

    Welcome to theravenAU SMC Creative

    Step into the thrilling world of theravenAU SMP and Creative, where survival pushes limits and bonds are built to last. Dive into an unparalleled Minecraft adventure, where every choice matters and challenges pave the way to lasting friendships. Dare to experience the ultimate game – where only the strong thrive!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 58 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • b253 anarchy

    b253 anarchy

    A super fun anarchy server that has other game modes coming along soon! there actively being worked on. The server currently features a anarchy server that is over 2 years old and has no resets. And we dont plan on doing any resets any time soon (inventories are fine upon request)

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Star Shards Collected: 269
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AquaPearl

    AquaPearl

    Welcome to AquaPearl!

    Come Experience AquaPearl’s Adventure: Dive into an ocean of innovation via AquaPearl’s exclusive game-modes and community spirit. Our BoxPvp is just the tip of the iceberg!

    Key Highlights for ALL Members:

    Custom Gameplay: Prepare to plunge into the limitless and colorful resources packs of BoxPvp that have been specially crafted for a more tailor-made battle experience.

    Skilled Builders: Get ready to be blown away by the expert marvels of our dedicated experienced builders who forge unbelievable worlds.

    Innovative Plugins: Unique gameplay with our custom plugins which reinvent playing the game.

    AquaPearl – Where Every Wave Leads to a New Discovery!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 7205
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CitrusNetwork

    CitrusNetwork

    Welcome to CitrusNetwork

    Current Gamemodes: Survival SMP and OneBlock.

    Survival SMP • Features: Custom World Terrain, Coin Flip, Skills, 464x Quests, Jobs, Leveling System, Teams.

    OneBlock • Features: Envoy Event, AFK Area, 395x Quests, Coin Flip.

    Server IP: citrusnetwork.net Bedrock IP: citrusnetwork.net Port:25405

    Get ready to soar through the skies of CitrusNetwork – where every block is an opportunity waiting to be discovered!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 1764
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blockhead Kids

    Blockhead Kids

    Welcome to “Blockhead Kids,” a captivating Minecraft server where imagination knows no limits, and every pixel is infused with wonder and adventure. Prepare to be enthralled as you step into a realm of boundless creativity and camaraderie, enhanced by an array of enchanting plugins that will elevate your gameplay to extraordinary heights.

    Unveil the mysteries of Slimefun, a captivating plugin that brings a touch of magic to your crafting and resource-gathering endeavors. Unearth hidden recipes, conjure remarkable items, and embark on an epic journey of discovery as you master the art of blending science and enchantment. From powerful machines to whimsical contraptions, Slimefun adds a new layer of enchantment to your building pursuits.

    Venture into the depths of PyroMining, where the act of excavation becomes an explosive thrill. Navigate the labyrinthine tunnels with fiery determination, unearthing precious ores and rare minerals while igniting the very earth beneath you. This dynamic plugin transforms mining into a heart-pounding adventure, making each dig a rush of excitement and discovery.

    For those drawn to the allure of the deep blue, PyroFishingPro invites you to cast your line and reel in a bounty of aquatic treasures. With this captivating plugin, fishing evolves into an art form, as you seek to capture magnificent catches that hold unexpected surprises. Whether you’re seeking sustenance or uncovering hidden gems, PyroFishingPro makes every cast a moment of anticipation and delight.

    But the enchantment doesn’t stop there. Dive headfirst into a world of mini-adventures with our PartyGames plugin, boasting an impressive array of over 20 distinct minigames. From heart-racing challenges to brain-teasing puzzles, PartyGames offers an abundance of exhilarating diversions that promise laughter, competition, and endless fun. Engage in friendly contests, test your skills, and revel in the joy of shared experiences with fellow players.

    At “Blockhead Kids,” these captivating plugins—Slimefun, PyroMining, PyroFishingPro, and PartyGames—are seamlessly woven into the tapestry of our server, enriching your gameplay and ensuring that every moment is infused with magic and excitement. Join our vibrant community today and embark on an extraordinary journey of creativity, exploration, and camaraderie. The adventure of a lifetime awaits at “Blockhead Kids”!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Grimwood

    Grimwood

    Welcome to Grimwood! We are a whitelisted server that has rolled four previous SMPs into one complete community. Our goal is to continue garnering an awesome player base where we can all build and have fun together. Apply on Discord: dsc.gg/grimwood

    If you are looking for a place to create new friendships and experiences, this is the server for you!

    Our structure is primarily a vanilla server, though we do have some extra features to offer. The biggest of which being dungeons with custom mobs; these are meant to be taken on with a team (or solo if you’re up for a challenge!). As well as a player created market where you are able to buy and sell with others in Grimwood.

    The Great War has ended, peace is in our grasps! Help rebuild Grimwood from the devastation of war. Beware though, peace isn’t fulfilled yet, Malichias is still around, and it is up to you to stop him…

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 123 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AethraCraft

    AethraCraft

    Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

    AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

    SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1742 Crops Grown: 9024
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PokeReturn

    PokeReturn

    PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Emenbee Realms

    Emenbee Realms

    Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

    Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DragonCraftMC

    DragonCraftMC

    Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Zombie Dances: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Mines Excavated: 1526 Players Killed by Monsters: 8099
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ScuffleMC

    ScuffleMC

    JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

    ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

    1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 123 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Farzy

    Farzy

    A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

    Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Villages Defended: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Epic Battles Fought: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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