No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Divine Spears Created:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	851
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dimension Hops:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8031	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Animals Bred:	55	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CandyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ChickenCraft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	New Chunks Explored:	864790
Meteorites Collected:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	103
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

WinterMC

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

WinterMC is a competitive skyblock server that released earlier this year and is rapidly growing

IP Address: play.wintermc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/wintermc Store: https://store.wintermc.net/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pyramid Corp.

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Pyramid Corp (beta) is a simple, secure and 100% free Minecraft server where you can join using unofficial Minecraft accounts or official accounts. You can play minigames like Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Prop Hunt, Speed Builders, TNT Run, Color Shuffle and more to come (suggestions open!). You can also try our Survival World and discover all the surprises and custom features we have prepared for you. Join with your friends and have a look!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Oceania Prestige

PvP

Oceania Prestige is a 1.9+ PvP Server hosted in Sydney, Australia. We offer Duels with over 20 Custom kits, and a Very Popular Free For All (FFA) Gamemode. We are recognised as the biggest 1.9+ PvP Dedicated Server in Oceania.

For us, our community is most important to us, you’ll find our players to be friendly, and very enjoyable. Our staff aim to provide our players with the best experience.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NeoMedieval3

Economy, PvE, Survival

NeoMedieval 3 ~ The four seasons. More than 9 years of development (since 2012).

Server in offline mode, Non-Premium. Protect your buildings by creating Camps and Territories. Gain new skills (spells) by increasing your social status. Object-based virtual economy. Buy and sell blocks and items in the store, from anywhere. Earn money by doing different jobs. Establish your home (home). Recover your items upon death, with the Angelic Artifact. Realistic tree felling: fell trees from their base. Sort your containers automatically. Select the best tool automatically. Dynamic map of the world (dynmap).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	172	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Olympia Earth

Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Towny, Vanilla

Olympia Earth is a 1:300 scale towny earth server. We offer loads of fun and have a great community! We also offer a creative world where you can test designs and we also have a resource world to farm. We are always working on updating the server with great new plugins, events, and taking player suggestions to make the server more enjoyable! Our server has active staff that are consistently available to help with any player needs Together with our community we have made a great family who is still growing. Try the server today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.