No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3848

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Spikeycraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Spikeycraft Java 1.16.4-1.16.5 (Native 1.16.5), no mods EULA compliant – No pay to win IP: play.spikeycraft.com Spikeycraft is a survival kingdoms server filled to the brim with custom mobs, items, bosses, worlds, you name it! Dive into a universe of new perils, wonders, and advancement- or form a good old vanilla base with new tools, its your choice. – Chunk based claiming – Magic spells, equipment, progression – Mobs and bosses with unique and creative designs – Custom generated Overworld, Nether, End and new planets+moons – Dozens of fish and crops – Furniture, custom blocks, decorative heads – Server, npc, and player shops

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7696
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PremierNetwork HUB

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Turkey’s most innovative HUB server! PremierNetwork has been hosting many players from all walks of life since 2014. We differ from other servers with our innovative approach. We created Turkey’s first Minecraft servers in versions 1.15, 1.16, 1.17 and 1.18. Our aim is to bring all our players together with the best and newest of everything. How about taking your Minecraft experience one more level by joining the PremierNetwork family now?

We have hosted many players since 2014. How about joining us now?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Farms Harvested:	458	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Enchantments Applied:	145	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ThePondMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival

ThePondMC | Owned by DuckyTheGamer

Bedrock & Java compatible.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Fade SMP

Economy

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MCessence.com

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

IP: McEssence.com Bedrock cross play uses same IP and default bedrock port- 19132 Wiki: http://www.mcessence.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/xu3rR3akWt

Experience a fresh take on Minecraft multiplayer with McEssence.

Say goodbye to cluttered servers, economies, vote crates, spammy messages, and overwhelming commands.

We have no ranks, no cluttered chat , no land claiming , no hacking. Just pure multiplayer minecraft.

Join now for a simple and unique gaming experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	380076
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Taiwan Brocoli Server

PvP, Survival

Taiwan Brocoli Server In our server we have the following gamemodes: -Survival(SMP) Allow you and friends to play in an open world with only a few rules -Mine simulator | For digger and PVPer Join us now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Enchantments Applied:	294	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PotatoCraft SMP

Economy, Hardcore, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Free Non pay to win Survival SMP with infamous poato /home /claim spwanershop build cool stuff and have fun community events and more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RotMC

PvE, Roleplay

RotMC Is a unique bullet hell MMO RPG Perma Death game, No this isnt your factions, skyblock, prison or whatever generic server. There is nothing quite like this out there.

Defeat Challenging bosses that look astonishing with fully custom 3D Models and obtain exciting loot. There has not been a 3D bullet hell that has been done properly in minecraft before and this is truly something I believe you will enjoy. Try it today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Gemcraft

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Gemcraft! We offer a 1.17 survival experience! We have a brand new, friendly, and active community to make your survival experience like no other. We have a dedicated team that is working to constantly provide new content and the best experience possible. With an active community and a player driven economy, we would love to see you online.

Some of our features: • Mcmmo • Land-Protection • Quests • Custom Enchants (Vanilla Based) • Backpacks • In-Game Ranks • Jobs • PVE and PVP (Optional) • Friendly Community • Events

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

JustySurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RubyCraft

Mini Games, Prison

Italian server with many innovative modes such as L’opprison le bedwars! Join Now! all versions are supported we are waiting for you Join Now

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
New Chunks Explored:	561635	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minecraft Manhunt Network

Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Manhunt Server!

McManhunt Network is the largest Manhunt Server on the planet. Play Dream’s iconic gamemodes such as Manhunt, Random Items Challenge, DeathSwap, Hitman, Block Shuffle, Speedrunning as well as our exclusive minigame Lava Rises. We also have a unique and exciting HARDCORE SMP. Join our CASH prize events for lots of fun! We have more than 400+ Game Servers waiting for you! Join us now at : play.mcmanhunt.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Voyagers Haven

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit

Voyagers Haven 2 offers an immersive medieval fantasy experience that fits all play styles. There is so much to do, from vast selections of decorative blocks to adventuring off finding dungeons, structures, ruins, and fighting bosses! While focusing on exploration, magic, and adventure with the combination of roleplay, you’ll find yourself right at home.

Start now and explore a fantasy world with mythical beasts! Decided to fight or befriend creatures. The choice is yours in Voyagers Haven.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Cottagecraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

**YOU MUST JOIN THE DISCORD TO BE WHITELISTED**

We are a friendly group of MC Java players that want to foster a community for everyone; there is both an active Discord server and additional Minecraft server to play and chat on!

Our Minecraft server consists of: – Over 60 plugins to add to the fun experience along with datapacks – Warps to farms, mines, and other community resources – Land claiming – Beautiful staff and player builds – And tons more!

We have wonderful staff that strive to make it safe for everyone, and are always accepting new members!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Mineclub

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Skywars

Social Metaverse playable on Minecraft — Make new friends, play fun games, and collect thousands of cosmetics on the blockchain! play.mineclub.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Dragons Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.