No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

ableism, bullying, dehumanization., derogatory language, Despair, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., exclusion, harmful language, hopelessness, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitivity, insults, intolerance, lack of empathy, marginalization, Minecraft, negative attitude, No_Hope_For_You_Retards, offensive language, prejudice, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BeastMC – Network

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

beastmc is a small new zealand hosted minecraft network, with lots to come still. we are arming to have a survival, creative, skyblock and a good amount of minigames to play across our servers i.e.: paintball, splegg, TnTRun, and so much more to play.

we’re waiting for you to join us.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	622529	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragons Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CastlePvP

Factions

Welcome to CastlePvP !

Warriors, let the medieval times run through your veins. Build your castle and conquer your enemies so you can rule on this server.

You can enter one of these modes: Factions Flare – 1.8 Factions Enchanted – 1.19

Good luck in this adventure and enjoy every moment in CastlePvP!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	6587
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Noob Adventures

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This server is based upon the hit series THE N00B ADVENTURES on Youtube!

Our Survival and Event server has fantastic admins who are great at helping players save and manage their creations! Take part in pvp, mob, raid, hungergames, quest, dodgeball, admin-run, holiday, and trivia events DAILY! Brew your own custom potions and beverages! Grab several custom magical weapons and firearms! You can play with all the characters from the N00b Adventures too! Gaylord Steambath might even grief you! I’d recommend staying away from him though…

There are also global donator perks such as pets, nicknames, and magic spells Learn more about it in the server or on our forum and get gear for just voting for us!

Drop on by when you can! We look forward to playing with you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mines Excavated:	1756
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minedonia

Creative, Cross-Play, Roleplay

Minedonia Est. 2021 | Turning Your Dreams to Reality

About Us Minedonia is an open-world, free-to-build roleplay server with two worlds – a collaborative city world (main world), and a 125×125 plot world for build creations that may not fit in the city; or for just letting your imagination run wild! We have a dedicated community of builders, and laid-back players to play and hangout with! We have server rollbacks and daily backups created so all your creations are safe! We also have many resources to help you build anything you may dream of, including World Edit, Armor Stand Editor, Head Database, and more!

How to Join We offer support for both Java and Bedrock Editions! Come join us with the IP’s below! Java Edition – play.minedonia.com Bedrock Edition – play.minedonia.com | Port: 8162

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Factionether

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Factionether is a small factions server hoping to build a community of dedicated players! Explore the world in a Skyrim-eskt manner where you can discover new grand cities. If you prefer a less honorable means of gaining wealth… raiding is allowed! Build a faction with other players to protect yourself from raids. Factionether also has discord integration so you can talk to players on the server even when you aren’t on yourself! Join us and have some fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4483
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8420	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CrownMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

TOWNY | MCMMO | ECONOMY | CUSTOM BOSSES | CUSTOM WEAPONS | SO MUCH MORE! Welcome to CrownMC, a towny adventure server! CrownMC has been closed off to a small group of players for several years, but is now opening up to the public. Our main goal here at CrownMC is to create a fun and co-operative community, while also pushing the limits of Minecraft as a game. CrownMC has an avalanche of customized features; armor sets, weapon models, enchantments, boss mobs, crafting recipes, it’s all been turned up to 10!

Features: Towny – At it’s core, CrownMC is a towny server. For those unaware of how towny works: players are able to create their own town where they can claim land, create laws, tax citizens, ally up with other towns, and so much more. Towny is an extremely in depth plugin, and the possibilities are endless!

Economy – CrownMC also is heavily reliant on our economy system. Players can buy and sell items either at the admin marketplace, or at another players shop with the chest shop plugin. Purchase new ranks with money and gain access to more features and adventures to go on!

Dungeons – CrownMC also has many pre-built dungeons that players can unlock. Once unlocked, you can battle through these dungeons to collect unique loot and legendary weapons!

Elite Armors and Enchantments – CrownMC has a large variety of custom armor sets players can craft and collect to become stronger and make defeating boss mobs and dungeons much easier. With 30+ armor sets and 50+ unique enchantments, you’ll never run out of combinations to try out!

Come and join us! thecrown.mc.gg You can also visit our website at: crownmcserver.enjin.com

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

KraxiaMC

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Vanilla

WHAT IS KRAXIA? Kraxia is a Skyblock server with a twist… Between the various quests, open world inspired town (spawn), dungeons, leveling, talents and prestige systems, we’re sure that you’ve never seen a server quite like this. Kraxia prides itself on being a community-driven environment and is constantly evolving based on the needs and interests of the community.

WHAT IS SKYBLOCK RPG? Kraxia is a traditional Skyblock server with many RPG elements, including a full 1-60 leveling system (xp is gained from farming, forestry, ranching, mining and fishing), featuring a dynamic quest line and various daily quests and challenges. Throughout the server you will find yourself immersed in a traditional RPG setting all based around your island and your experience. We respect that everyone is unique and based on that we’ve created a unique talents system that allows you to play how you want to play!

WHAT MAKES KRAXIA SO UNIQUE? Kraxia has been in development for over four years prior to release. The progress has been slow and steady and the final product is something we are very excited to share with the Minecraft audience! Our small development team have created unique systems exclusive to our community and never seen before content to the larger Minecraft community. We are pleased to share our work with you and invite you to explore our uniquely crafted server!

WHERE CAN I FIND MORE INFORMATION? Kraxia has a dedicated Discord (www.kraxiamc.com/discord) and Twitter (www.twitter.com/KraxiaMC) where you can stay up-to-date with the latest features and changes to our community server. Our helpful staff and community members are just a quick message away from answering your questions!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Runes Activated:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DireSkies

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Looking for the best new Minecraft Server? Look no further! DireSkies is here to help. Mine blocks, level up, and slay your enemies on this exciting new journey.

PAYOUTS We offer a recurring $500 in competitive payout prize! With more money making opportunities present, including real life trading

Join the discord to get familiar with our wonderful community: https://discord.gg/dire

Claim a FREE RANK by joining today $500 in competitive PayPal prize money!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Potions Brewed:	131	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dragon Shield

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

br.dragonshieldmc.net 19132

We’re one of the friendliest communities out there! We have a strict NO-TOXICITY policy which we enforce very carefully but effectively. Expect warm welcomes and honestly one of the best community experiences that you’ll ever go through. The community is warm, kind and welcoming. PlayTime Ranks, what are they and how do they work? Well, here player I’ll answer your questions. Your rank gets upgraded while you’re playing, the more play time the better the rank! The ranks offer amazing kits and cool perks such as the back, feed, more homes, hats, and many others! What are you waiting for come collect them all! Custom mobs, you might be asking yourself huh what do they even have to offer I’ve seen the same thing on a million servers before… Well we decided to be DIFFERENT! We offer you 20 + Cave Custom Mobs. They spawn below 60 and they sure pack a punch! Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, Crawling Skellys and more awaits you in the deepest depths. We organize weekly boss events! A premium dungeon experience like no other! Fight bosses with a complex attack system and 30+ abilities per boss! The loot is also great but first comes first served the one to get the last hit gets the rewards so be quick and be smart and enjoy your time as the main character on our server!

Our Custom Enchants system offers you not 100, not 200, but 300 ENCHANTS ! You can get them from enchanting normally at a table or you can buy them with EXP! From PVP to Mining enchants to even Effects we have it all! You’ll sure have fun using them we guarantee it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	51
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EternalMC

PvP

A good Minecraft BoxPvP server

Includes:

– ranges to buy

– Money system

– Minas

– Armor

– Piñata

And more

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	112	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

LostOriginsMC

Economy, Survival

We have created a new server, both bedrock and Java can join. – Discord – Shopping district – Player in game money (currency) – Casino and mini games tntrun, mazes – One player sleep – Quests – Slimefun – Player and Server shops – Silk Spawners – Fluffy Machines – Foxy Machines – Mini Blocks – Slimy Tree taps – Dynmap – Land claims – Death chest with teleport for ingame money

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Items Found:	2619

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TownyEternal

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀www.TownyEternal.com ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Towny, Ranks, Custom Items, Fishing, Wars, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Achievements, Ranks, and much more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PowerCraft

Earth, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Hey there! We offer a variety of crazy fun servers available on Java & Bedrock. The servers are lag-free, has a friendly community and are designed to give you an amazing experience! So what are you waiting for? Come and have fun with us now at the IP: Powercraft.network

Servers: Cops & Robbers, Creative, Earth SMP, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Website: https://powercraft.pro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/powercraft Twitter: https://twitter.com/PowercraftPro Store: https://store.powercraft.pro/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TheStonedGolem

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to The Stoned Golem! Searching for a new server to call home? Well search no further! In a world that is getting less and less connected, we’re here to connect people of all different ages and backgrounds. We strive to maintain a safe space, a place to call home and enjoy your time, without toxicity or drama. We are a proximity chat, community-driven server which excels at introducing to people to one another! We’re transparent in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times. Some of our core features: Seasons and a calendar year! Thanks to some of our server plug-ins, Players can get some neat bonuses the more they play! Help build an engaging economy with the ability to create player shops! A simple and intuitive system to rent and sell your items! A constantly adapting world, set in Hard Mode. Graves that spawn at your death location. And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere. From a player-run shopping centers; to player waystones! INFO: IP: thestonedgolem.live Discord: http://discord.gg/hyEmE5GZqE Dynmap: http://thestonedgolem.live:8080/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Superflat Experiment

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The Superflat Experiment is an anarchy server that is running on a default superflat world, 1 layer of bedrock, 2 layers of dirt, and 1 layer of grass. Started on March 11, 2022, the server has seen over 1300 players join and leave their mark on the server. Our community is very relaxed and always love to watch new players begin their adventure on the server, so come and check us out!

BEDROCK PORT IS 25609

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Emeralds Found:	7602	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!