Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Revision MC Economy SmP Ft. Hardcore

    Revision MC Economy SmP Ft. Hardcore

    Welcome All CrossPlay 1.20.1 Survival Players! Over 30 Plugins | Custom Enchants | Resource Server We have a community of about 820 people from apps/online who live and play in harmony. We play survival only, keep inventory on, and we are looking for you! The new player! MultiServer Supoort! Brand new resource server with same inventory system. Bring items from new world into old world. More Sub Servers coming in the future. /warp Hub Featured Plugins: ExtraEnchants (over 400!) | MCMMO ~ Custom Skills + Levels MythicMobs (/warp BattleTower) MoreMobHeads BetterBeacons Economy Systems | Leveled Mobs | Pets! (/pets) VeinMiner (/veinminer mode sneak) | Leads On Villagers Claims | +20 More!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • SuperCraft-MC

    SuperCraft-MC

    SuperCraft-MC Now with !!!CREATIVE!!! SuperCraft-MC is a new server that would love to grow with its community. We are dedicated to guiding you through your Minecraft needs. We are continuously working on making this server better. Come check us out and see what you have to add to the community!

    Minigames, Economy, SkyBlock, Ranks, Crates, Survival, MCmmo, & so much more!

    If you have any questions or bug reports please let me know on our Discord.

    Discord: discord.gg/SpJtFZe

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 87 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • mc.daf4ever.com

    mc.daf4ever.com

    100 Players server on big 20kx20k map

    Beginning February 2020 a group of motivated people got together and decided to launch their own Minecraft Server. The dream goal would be a Server with a mature, no griefing – yet killing & friendly community. An explorer and builder server. Now it is May 2020 and we are going LIVE! Join now in our early days to become one of the richest and most powerful player!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Dimension Hops: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Survival Craft Brasil

    Survival Craft Brasil

    Play now at Survival Craft Brasil! Survival with Economy, Custom Dungeons and Mobs, as well as PvP, MobArena and much more! Get in now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Mines Excavated: 3803 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Falling into the Void: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 152 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • WarCraft

    WarCraft

    WarCraft.apexmc.co Join our amazing community With many unique gamemodes KitPvP with war themed items World of tanks coming soon And the one and only TheGreatWar

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Ores Mined: 9139
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Runes Activated: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Sky Empire

    Sky Empire

    SkyEmpire is a skyblock server with Slimefun, RPGItems, CrazyEnchants, Bosses, Leveling system and more!

    join our discord:https://discord.gg/Yt9cNte for more info! Server is in beta is playable.

    Online Players – Last 24 hours

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4698 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Minetale

    Minetale

    The most powerful Minecraft experience. Survival, modded survival, minigames, and much more! Minetale is where creativity transcends. Become an early tester today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Buildings Constructed: 42
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 33 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Magic Items Found: 5857

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Dangerzone SCP

    Dangerzone SCP

    IP: Dangerzone.minehut.gg Discord: discord.gg/qSNvvH978f

    We’re an SCP server with working guns, keycards and departments that require you to pass an application like the Scientific Department, Security Department and the Mobile Task Forces.

    You are a test subject referred to as a Class-D in a secret underground lab ran by the SCP Foundation. The SCP Foundation is tasked with Securing, Containing and Protecting SCPs which are anomalous objects that violate the laws of nature. To understand these SCPs more the Scientific Department uses Class-D’s to do testing on SCPs. Then there is the Security Department, they make sure the Class-D’s behave and don’t escape from the facility. Also there are the Mobile Task Forces which has different Task Forces who each have their own assignment. They mainly handle recontainment of SCPs, combat against hostile groups and general site security. One of the hostile groups is the Chaos Insurgency, which if you escape the facility as a Class-D you can join them. They fight against the SCP Foundation to take the SCPs for themselves. There’s also a secret department that is highly classified, the Internal Security Department. They make sure all the other departments keep in line, and they deal with any rogue personnel or traitors.

    The choice is yours to make. You can be a Class-D and go along with the experiments or try escaping the facility. You can also work for the SCP Foundation, be a scientist and do experiments or be a guard and make sure the test subjects behave. Or join the Mobile Task Forces, and complete dangerous operations. And if you do especially well in a department, maybe the Internal Security Department will offer you to work for them.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Villages Defended: 19
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • BlobCraft

    BlobCraft

    This server isn’t ready but i’m looking for testers. It has creative, skyblock, and survival along with about 40 plugins. If you have any suggestions or find any issues please tell me. Version: 1.15.2

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Alien Abductions: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Asterra

    Asterra

    Welcome to Asterra

    Server-IP: Asterra.eu Website: Asterra.eu

    You can also find more information on our website Asterra.eu

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 14

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • TimGaming

    TimGaming

    TimGaming is a free-build survival server with protections that has existed since February of 2011, with its own website, forums, dynamic map, and mature, active staff members. We have a bustling community, state-of-the-art magical transportation system, and a thriving dynamic economy, with prices rising and falling in real-time. Whether you plan to build a glorious city, or crush your enemies in PVP, TimGaming has something for everyone!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Farms Harvested: 463
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • HjonkCraft

    HjonkCraft

    The HjonkCraft Server Network:

    HjonkCraft has just recently relaunched and now offers one of two server experiences

    Survival: Featuring a freshly reset map, our survival experience focusses on keeping things vanilla and simple. We make use of land claims to keep players plots and areas protected. A bidding-based auction system is used along with jobs and shops to keep our server economy alive and at the forefront of the experience. HjonkCraft Survival prides itself on its easy going and laid-back community, the construction of towns and player run markets is encouraged, and new friends are easy to come by!

    Pixel Valley: A unique single player game mode inspired by Stardew Valley, this farming sim blends elements of sky block, prison and economy into one by forcing each player to start on a farm that is home solely to them. You must harvest crops, sell, buy seeds, replant and repeat. As you earn more and more money, youll be able to expand your farm land, buy new tools and equipment, and visit new shared areas which will grant access to more block types. Farmers in Pixel Valley are in a constant race to see who will grab a hold of, and maintain the rank one spot on the servers Baltop leaderboard.

    HjonkCraft is a community that prides itself on its easy going community were a fun loving laid back bunch who try to keeps things simple yet fresh. Come play with us at: IP: play.hjonkcraft.com Website: www.hjonkcraft.com Discord: http://discord.gg/UgJc4JA8yM

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Gods Slained: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Meteorite Armor Created: 23

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Richcraft

    Richcraft

    Money, the essence of everything that is, was or will be.

    There’s an old saying; nothing in life comes free. And at Richcraft, we believe that to be the truest saying there ever was. Through dedication, hard work and time, any crafter can rise through the ranks and become the richest of the rich.

    We offer several plugins including /homes, /bank, Chest Shops and more. Visit us at our website to meet the staff, or join us to get started.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • SGCraft

    SGCraft

    Fancy an almost vanilla and cracked server? SGCraft is the place to be. We are a new server set up in July 2019 and will be expanding!

    If you are unable to connect, please use the ip play2.sgcraft.net instead!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5424 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Dragon Eggs Found: 7524
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • SpaceMC

    SpaceMC

    SpaceMC is the home of competitive skyblock. Make sure to join to earn up to $5,000 just by playing each map!

    IP: play.space-mc.com Version: 1.7.x-1.15.x

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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