No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

House Of Gamers

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

House Of Gamers is a Greek Minecraft SMP where you can play Survival with your friends. The Server has Economy, Crates, Custom Enchants, Shop, AuctionHouse and many other fun features that make it stand out! Become a member of our group and meet people, make friends and enjoy a proper Minecraft Survival Experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minemu Network

Anarchy, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Minemu Network is a set of Minecraft servers where you can play with your friends from any platform (PC, phone or consoles), from version 1.8.X to the most recent.

You can play with your friends in our Survival RPG, where you can build your house with custom furniture, explore the world together with your pets and fight bosses with your RPG skills, a wide range of extra enchantments and brand new artifacts. This server is mainly PVE but you can have duels with your friends in the Colosseum.

You can also enjoy mini-games like The Bridge, Village Defense or our special, Mob Arena.

What are you waiting for? Bring your friends to enjoy with us!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PixGrove

Creative, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

PixGrove SMP is community driven, offering a non-competitive, survival multiplayer gameplay experience. Molded by its community, we incorporate features, update our rules and implement suggestions by the players through having approachable and active staff. We do not restrict players when building, raiding or looting unclaimed land while prohibiting cheating and/or hacking.

SMP features: Land-claim system and grief prevention. Playtime tiers and Voting ranks with rewards. Player run shops. Emotes. Resource world reset once per month. Creative world for higher rank.. No Survival world resets.

Rules: No racism, sexism, discrimination or harassment. Looting and raiding is allowed. AFKing and AFK machines are allowed. No hacking, cheating or clients modded for cheating. See discord for more information.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Potions Brewed:	177
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Hisparquia

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hisparquia is a cracked vanilla anarchy minecraft server with no rules that started on August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, it has never been reset, and is over 700 gigs in storage.

Hisparquia is a vanilla anarchy cracked minecraft server with no rules that started in August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, has never been rebooted, and has over 700 gigs in storage.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ghoulcraft

Creative, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a 1.16 Survival server that uses Optifine & a unique Resource Pack to give players decorative items, such as furniture, weapons, costumes, and more! We focus on Aesthetic builds & building a helpful and friendly community where players can relax and build. To find out more about us, Visit us on PlanetMinecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Star Shards Collected:	109	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Casual MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Supported Versions: 1.13 – 1.20.2

Casual MC is a Survival server (SMP) with custom items sold by an NPC named Shady Guy, extra build height (1024 blocks), custom end dimension, custom world generation, new dimensions and more! if you want to join our discord please do so at: https://discord.gg/FEAjRsgQMe

IP: play.casualmc.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ZenithSMP – Cracked Java & Bedrock

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

ZenithSMP is a survival multiplayer server.

– Custom Enchants – Land Claiming – Player Warps – Companions – Jobs – Upgradeable Spawners – Resource Galaxy

Be a lone wolf, team up with your friends or even make new friends and start an alliance! There’s always something to do on Zenith.

Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

FunDaily

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TTVSMP Community Server

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same exact BORING experience on every single Minecraft server you join? So were we. That’s why TTVSMP was created. We’re a survival server with MiniGames, streamers, twitch drops, alcohol brewing, economy, shops, full-scale mob dungeons, Elite Mobs, arenas, active staff, grief protection, and over 100+ plugins to make sure everyone has FUN on our server – no exceptions. All of this sound good? Join us. We are NEVER pay-to-win and never will be. TTVSMP was created in the image of what we believe to be the “old school” Minecraft experience. We are mainly a survival server, but with an astounding amount of plugins, addons, & so many things to do. We can’t describe everything we have here because we are limited, so check out our Discord!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MugroKraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

MUGROKRAFT SERVER JAVA Y BEDROCK // MULTIPLATAFORMA // CROSSPLAY

(+) Version: 1.20.1 (+) IP: 129.151.113.190:25565 (+) Survival World (+) Jobs, Lore, Clans, Warps, Marriage, Pets, Ranks, Protections, Events, Rewards, Missions, Economy, Skins, ArenaPVP, Shops and much more. (+) Para No Premium y Premium (+) His Law (+) Discord: https://discord.gg/6xWjpuUp2g

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MC Chill and Play

Survival

MC Chill and Play is a Survival based community server. Hosted on a 1.16.4 server. A group of us has tried to start up a public server to give what we never found in minecraft server experiences so Come have fun, explore, make new friends and most of all just chill and play!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BuildTheEarth

Creative, Earth, Vanilla

Server-IP: BuildTheEarth.net Version: 1.8 – 1.19

BuildThEarth.net is a server network from the BuildTheEarth project. Our mission is to fully recreate the entire Earth in Minecraft at a 1:1 scale. One block in Minecraft equates to roughly one meter in the real world, meaning that this project will fully recreate the size of our planet.

Anyone is able to join us and contribute to the largest and most expansive build project to ever have been attempted in Minecraft. Every language, nationality, and regional difference is accepted and regarded as our greatest attribute as we continue our journey to unite all of Humanity’s greatest achievements into a single Minecraft world.

Our Minecraft Server BuildTheEarth.net allows players to help building with the simplest building system out there. You can also join the BuildTheEarth Build Teams and join their servers from this network.

If you want to learn more about this project, join our discord server. You don’t need to use any mods, just join with minecraft java vanilla 1.18 – 1.16

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Villages Defended:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Frostwire Gaming Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Have you been looking for a new server? Well im sure this is the place for you! Many people call this server home due to the friendly environment put in place. A caring and compassionate owner is here 12-15 hours a day, and allways ready to help. Much of the community are friends with each-other on discord, this server creates bonds! We do not tolerate harrassement/abuse/or bigotry towards other members, rest assured that you will be taken care of as a member of this server. Features alot of our members like include(McMMO, Custom Food(We have Mcdonalds :D), Player ran shops, Ranks, and Land claims) Some more information about the custom food includes the fact that we can add anything you want, yes you heard that right, if you want certain foods added, we will add them with your input. We also have unique features due to the fact that the owner and others code things specifically for this server, so that means these features will be amazing, and allways working! We really hope you will come join us and be part of an awesome community!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Avalion

Creative, Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

It’s been the same map for 8 years. We never delete a map. What you build stays. Skyblock, Survival, Hardcore, Towni (temporarily paused), Creative. There are good people and helpful staff on the server, feel free to come and play :). Our brand new skyblock server called Ikarosz is open, come and have a look around!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Athios

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

Unique gamemode SEARCH AND DESTROY 2 Teams! 1.8 PVP Loads of kits to choose! Unique maps! Achievements, cosmetics, and more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.