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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Zombie Dances:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3530

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Love Letters Sent:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Buildings Constructed:	43
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

PitSim is a custom-coded, persistent game mode featuring a unique combat & progression system, godset PvP, battle pass, guilds, PvP-enabled PvE environment, custom minigames, and more! Our active development team is constantly providing the server with updates to grow it into the future. Join today to become a part of our community!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ExtractMC

Vanilla

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

JustBox

PvP

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.