Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Laa villa network

    Laa villa network

    Welcome to Laavilla, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure knows no limits! Engage in epic battles in FREE FOR ALL mode with lifesteal, or dive into our immersive survival server, complete with a robust economy. Join a vibrant community, form alliances, and unleash your creativity in a world where legends are made. Your journey starts now at Laavilla – where blocks become stories and possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Dimension Hops: 4 Ores Mined: 691
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CrosslandX

    CrosslandX

    Welcome to CrosslandX. Brand New Survival Server which offers some of the best additions hosted on any server.

    We’re always looking to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account.

    If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

    USE THE IP: play.crosslandx.co.uk Bedrock PORT:19132

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Project Z Sage

    Project Z Sage

    Introduction: Hello, and welcome to Project Z Saga! Project Z Saga (PZS) is an immersive, Minecraft vanilla, MMORPG server currently in development, based on the world famous franchise, “Dragon Ball”, created by the legendary mangaka, Akira Toriyama. Unique in its own right, it provides a wide variety of quests following its own custom storyline, ranging from action filled, challenging PvE with distinctive combat mechanics, vast exploration, mental challenges, server-wide events and more to be discovered! By allowing you to create your own character and playstyle, we encourage you to explore the world and forge your own story! Choose your race, equip your strongest techniques, and grow in power to become the strongest fighter!

    – Interactive 3D Animated Mobs! – Custom 3D Resource Pack! – A plethora of unique Races with exclusive Racial abilities! – Dedicated Staff Team – Interactive PvP & PvE! – And more to be added!

    We post sneak-peeks every now and then in the Discord server, and provide crucial information there, so make sure to join to stay up to date with the server, We hope to see you soon in the world of PZS!Discord: https://discord.gg/PDgpnwRky5Website: Coming Soon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 297 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Void Armor Forged: 14
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Farms Harvested: 390 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Magic Items Found: 2329 Infinity Stones Found: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Qhueebie x Unversix

    Qhueebie x Unversix

    This is Collaboration Server From Qhueebie and Unversix. This is Collaboration Server From Qhueebie and Unversix. This is Collaboration Server From Qhueebie and Unversix.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 211
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Historia SMP

    Historia SMP

    THE HISTORIA SMP- What is Historia SMP? Historia is a nations SMP with an aspect on World Building , Wars , Fantasy and as the name suggests, History. In the Historia SMP, You can be anyone! Be it a barbaric Orc, a tiny Dwarf or a swift Elf! But thats not all! You can also create your own Nation, connecting multiple towns into one big entity, working together to create history, thrive, and go to war! With TRULY endless lore possibilities to create and explore, anyone can start an empire in the Historia SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Blocklands

    Blocklands

    Welcome to Blocklands! We have a 1:500 recreation of the Earth that you can play Survival on, as well as a new gamemode called Oneblock! Vehicles, custom resource pack, custom enchants, and more! Join now at “blocklands.org”

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Gods Slained: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Skull Craft

    Skull Craft

    Ever wanted to play a lag free server with bedrock supported!!! Where you can join from 1.9 to 1.9.2? Yes this is the perfect server for you We offer lag free server with different modes and fun to play We also organize different events on discord Link- https://discord.gg/XmUbZjjfBu Don’t forget to join it Have a nice day!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Gods Slained: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Glorious Feasts Held: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • SMPEarth

    SMPEarth

    SMPEarth (SMPE) was originally a private, whitelisted Minecraft server, featuring a custom-generated 1:3000 scale map of the Earth. It commenced on November 2019 and exclusive to a group of selected popular Minecraft creators and streamers such as WilburSoot, Technoblade, TommyInnit, CaptainSparklez, Ph1LzA and many more. In this survival multiplayer server, the players were given the chance to create factions, forge alliances and declare enemies between one another.

    Now, following the footsteps of the creators server which had ended in April 2020, SMPE is now publicly accessible on Java Edition where anyone can join. Boasting a community of 7000+ members at the moment and 3 main servers to choose from and experience (casual towny, seige towny and factions), SMPE’s primary goal is to become the most advanced Earth server in Minecraft.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • HazardousMC

    HazardousMC

    HazardousMC Survival++ | Custom and unique SMP experience! PLAYER MINES! Skyblock & Prison COMING SOON

    Join today! IP: play.hazardousmc.com

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • StarMc Network

    StarMc Network

    STAR MC | A MINECRAFT NETWORK | GAMEMODE | LIFESTEAL | SURVIVAL | FREE FOR ALL | EVENT | JAVA + BEDROCK SUPPORT | NO LAG | LOCATION INDIA |JOIN NOW AND ENJOY ALL

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Emeralds Found: 7475
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Orbital Servers

    Orbital Servers

    Orbital Servers is an Australian Community hosting Factions & Survival 1.20.2, All our plugins are custom made to ensure our servers are the best of quality and have the most minimal lag possible.

    Our servers are currently in Early Beta Stages and are NOT P2W.

    Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/QgqyXRS6Zx

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 123 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Night Network

    Night Network

    BEST PUBLIC LIFESTEAL SEVER OF INDIA IF U ARE SEARCHING FOR A CRACKED 24/7 PUBLIC SERVER JOIN NIGHT NETWORK AND ENJOY

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9723 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Dead Candy Graveyard

    Dead Candy Graveyard

    Welcome to Dead Candy Graveyard, a captivating Minecraft server that offers a unique blend of thrilling gameplay and immersive experiences. Step into a world where darkness and enchantment collide, where the haunting echoes of the past intertwine with the sugary sweetness of candy.

    Embark on epic battles and challenge yourself with our exhilarating Elitemobs feature. Engage in intense arena fights and face formidable bosses that will test your skills to the limit. Prepare to wield your weapons and harness your abilities as you strive to emerge victorious in these thrilling encounters.

    For those seeking a more traditional Minecraft experience, our Survival SMP world awaits you. Immerse yourself in a thriving community of like-minded players, explore vast landscapes, and forge your own path. Unleash your creativity, construct magnificent structures, and unravel the mysteries of this enchanting realm.

    To add an extra layer of excitement, we have implemented a rewarding crate system and daily rewards. Unlock special items, rare treasures, and exclusive perks as you journey through the Dead Candy Graveyard. Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or a new player, these bonuses will enhance your gameplay and provide you with additional motivation to conquer the challenges that lie ahead.

    Join us in Dead Candy Graveyard and indulge in a Minecraft experience like no other. Immerse yourself in a world of captivating battles, survival, and boundless possibilities. Uncover the secrets that dwell within this mystical realm, and let your imagination run wild amidst the eerie beauty of the graveyard. The adventure awaits!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 77 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Spaffel-SMP

    Spaffel-SMP

    A German Minecraft server that offers a vibrant economy, a friendly community and a humorous atmosphere. Join today and experience pure fun! No pay-to-win, clear rules, and regular rewards for your votes. An active server is waiting for you to explore.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3590 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Enchantments Applied: 67

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • AfiqNajmi46 S7 SMP

    AfiqNajmi46 S7 SMP

    AfiqNajmi46’s SMP Season 7

    Version : 1.20.4 Up time: 99.895% Online mode: false Discord SRV available Awesome datapacks and plugins Free of lagg 24/7 support Bedrock/Java supported 1.7-1.20.4 support IP:AfiqNajmi46.mc-world.net Port:5690 Discord: https://discord.gg/hhnfHUU

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 192 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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