No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BattlePeak

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

BattlePeak is a Minecraft server where players can PVP and unlock as well as trade they’re weapon skins along the way! Embark on a journey towards obtaining your favourite weapon skin and fight players and mobs with it!

With limited time obtainable weapon skins releasing every now and then like the Halloween Pumpkin Axe and the Guy Fawkes Day Firework Rocket, the server’s economy is set to have some interesting years ahead full of trading and new content being released!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Emeralds Found:	7506
Animals Bred:	90	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Tempest Ascension

Survival

Tempest Ascension is based on the anime “That Time I got reincarnated as a Slime.” You, the player, are a freshly reincarnated otherworlder sent to this world on accident, and now you have to find your way through this strange new world. Build your nation, Become powerful, and reach heights never seen before. This world is yours for the taking.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SinghCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Survival Indian Proxy Survival Server Owned By RattanGamingLive a YouTuber. Join Discord for more info and any help- https://discord.gg/b9kSKb32t8

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Void Gems Collected:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

mofucraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Main / Solo / Rocket PvP

Main… Our main server, it contains economy, jobs, pets, strong enemies and so on!!! Solo… Our vanilla server, it is fusion of single play and multi play, and free of any stress. Rocket PvP… Our KitPvP server, you can fight with frying with hand-in rocket.

*ATTENTION* Our service are almost written in Japanese, for example, rule, guide and in-game message. We provide you some functions for foreigners, however.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LokoCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to LokoCraft – The Ultimate Factions Experience!Embark on an epic journey in our Minecraft factions server, where alliances are forged, wars are waged, and empires rise and fall.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Noovlandia Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

A semi-premium Minecraft server for Java and Bedrock from version 1.10 to 1.20.1

We offer:

Extreme security Privileged Ranks economy system Clans and alliances Giveaways every week Mass events Exclusive rewards 24/7 active support And much more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Rede Cypher

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to the Cypher Network! We are a new server still in beta, we plan to add more exclusives for players, we have mcMMO, economy system, elevators, banking system, in the future we will add more exclusive features of the Cypher Network.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SolarMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

WE ARE EXCITED TO WELCOME YOU TO SOLARMC Our server offers 3 exclusive modes:

Vanilla S1: Our Vanilla offers many specialties, such as the Outposts, an area that once conquered will provide you and your team with a damage multiplier, money, and an exclusive shop! Bounties, take revenge by placing a bounty on your opponent and make him a target for all players on the server! Auctions, earn money by selling the goods you have earned to other players, or if you can afford it, buy from them! Crates, if you have earned it at the outposts by fighting, you will be able to open a crate where you will receive materials that are almost impossible to obtain, which makes them valuable, or… buy a key from our shop! DailyRewards, get daily rewards that will increase in value over the days, but be careful, miss one day and you’ll start all over again! Kits, purchase kits via in-game money, or receive an exclusive one by purchasing VIP! Leaderboards, climb the rankings to the top in: money, kills, deaths and elo to receive rewards! Have fun!

Kit-PvP: Kit-PvP is a unique mode of its kind, for each kit you unlock by leveling up, you will also unlock a special ability! Face your opponents with the classic PvP 1.8 style and climb the rankings for the player with the most kd by receiving a nametag in chat that will strike fear into the first unlucky person who dares to go against you.

Practice: Leaderboards, show everyone who is the strongest by climbing the rankings in the various practice kits or in the wins! Different modes every week! A simple Practice that makes things more competitive, PvP lovers this is the place for you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Midgardsaga.nu

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

A newly started Swedish server with a focus on building and having fun. Here we are friendly and nice to each other.

Karta: http://Midgardsaga.nu:8100/

Swedish Minecraft server. Where the focus is on building and having fun.

– Mcmmo- Jobs- Lands- Elit mobs- Wildchest- Jets hoppers – Advanced Dungeons- Cmi- Ranker– Danns World generator

Are some of the plugins we use

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mines Excavated:	1082
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Potions Brewed:	189
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

FutureMC Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Hello have you been in search for a new skyblock server, I think you’re search is now over Come join us on your adventure and have the time of you’re life!

Server Features: – Custom Resource Pack – Minions – Custom Plugins – Custom Mission – Custom Islands – Bridge Themes – Player Skills

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PvPCharge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCharge is a network of Minecraft servers released on February 10th. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers!

Our Current Servers: – Skyblock – Prisons – Factions

Join Today! – play.pvpcharge.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Surviland

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come play on our exciting Minecraft Survival server called Surviland! We have a lot of interesting things to keep you entertained. Connect now to survi.land and join the fun in our supported versions from 1.9 to 1.20. We are waiting for you to live the adventure!

Enter now using the IP: Survi.land

#MinecraftSurvival #AssuredFun #SurvilandHasReturned

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	93	Ores Mined:	4554
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The Tartarus Network

PvE

Welcome to the realm of demons and nightmares, full of ancient treasures, friends and foes alike. Welcome to The Tartarus Network..

Here at the network, we take what people want and make it into reality. Whether it be more mobs, items, or recipes for crafting, we’re always here to help! Current servers include our Elemental Reborn project, a revival of a much more ancient land, and the hidden foes and powers within…

We hope you enjoy the ride, and have a good time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Terra Nova

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Draw Forth and Join the Ranks of Terra Nova, A Vanilla Survival Server! (18+) Our 1.20.1 server is once again recruiting players from all corners of the earth to join our amazing community. We are an 18+ only community, and cater to those ages.

We are a purely community server. We are catered to your enjoyment and do not sell roles, ranks or benefits on the server. We are a free to play community that aims at bringing creative players together and foster a community that lasts.

To join, simple press on our discord server invite link!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

OakMC

Bedwars, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

We are an up and coming Minigames Network, releasing on the 7th October! We have Skyblock, BlockWars, our own custom Minigame and Survival with some of our own custom structures and mobs!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.