Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Alien Abductions: 1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 8549

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Calcorra

    Calcorra

    Are you a Minecraft enthusiast looking for an immersive and creative server experience? Look no further than Calcorra!

    Calcorra is an open world server specifically designed for nation and lore building. With a dedicated community of skilled builders and architects, you’ll have the opportunity to showcase your creativity and construct magnificent structures.

    What sets Calcorra apart is its unique ranking system. Instead of traditional methods, you earn your rank ups by building and submitting your cool and awe-inspiring creations to our architect forum to get judged by a panel of unbiased architects. This means your hard work and talent will be recognized and rewarded, giving you a sense of accomplishment as you progress through the ranks. You start out by building your first submission in our Flatgrass world. Once its reviewed and judged, you will gain your first rank in our architect tree, and access to the Curated world where we build our nations and lore. You dont need to be perfect or the best builder in the world to join us, we are a community of growth and learning!

    Join Calcorra today and become a part of our vibrant community. Unleash your creativity, collaborate with other talented players, and leave your mark on our ever-evolving world.

    Visit us today at:

    IP: play.calcorra.com

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 2721 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Villages Defended: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • JujutsuCraft

    JujutsuCraft

    This server has a Survival mode where pvp is active but there are protections so you can keep your most precious things in your base.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Magic Items Found: 8128
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • TrooperLand

    TrooperLand

    Semi vanilla server SMP, with lots of cool features and a new style to play, you want to go solo or join a group.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • PixelQuantum

    PixelQuantum

    Join the Revolution at PixelQuantum!

    Embark on a Minecraft odyssey like never before. Immerse yourself in a world where tradition meets innovation, featuring optional proximity voice chat, custom armors, and weapons. Our enhanced Vanilla experience offers anti-griefing measures, free ranks, and dynamic player-driven PvP. As we blaze through our public beta phase, be a trendsetter and help shape the future of Minecraft adventures. Join PixelQuantum – where every block tells a story, and the extraordinary is just the beginning. Your epic journey starts now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Homestead

    Homestead

    Semi-Vanilla 1.19 server! Come join with your friends or make new friends and play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! IP: play.homesteadmc.us ~~ABOUT~~ Our server includes anti-grief plugins that will keep everything you’ve worked for safe. Any grief or theft will be undone, your chests, furnaces, and any valuables protected. Player versus Player is disabled server-wide apart from being enabled in the server made arena and other user made arenas. Buy and sell items with the player driven economy. Join or start your own town, go solo, or play however your heart desires on this community ran, PURE survival server. ~~RANKS~~ We at Homestead provide ranks that do not vastly impact the true survival experience that our server offers. Show your tenure and loyalty by progressing up from ranks ranging from Novice to Emerald. ~~COMMUNITY~~ Join our /Discord to take part in server discussion! From an active text and voice chat community to in-game Holiday events, we welcome absolutely anybody to delve into and experience our great community.

    ~~STAFF~~ ALL staff are handpicked. Every staff member being experienced, mature, and knowledgeable do not hesitate to voice any questions or concerns you may have. **Brand new map on an unexplored 1.19 server! (As of July 1st, 2022)** Come join with your friends or make new friends and play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5352 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 31 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • MenaceSMP Season 1

    MenaceSMP Season 1

    Welcome to Menace Smp Season 1

    Have you always wanted to join one of those big Lifesteal Smp servers like the official lifesteal smp! Well now is ur chance to join one!! ———————————————— What we got to offer is: – Lifesteal – Good Community – Nice Discord —————————‐——————– Server is open

    Hope to see u there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 7 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • SpiderMC

    SpiderMC

    FEATURES:- We have a public spawn made by our builder (Halloween Themed). We try to do weekly events of various types to make the server more fun. We have many useful features to make the server more fun!

    HARDWARE:- Our server is located in Singapore. We always try to make our server as fast as possible and have the best hardware needed.

    CONNECTIVITY:- Our Minecraft server is Cracked which means you can join regardless of your Minecraft status. You can join our Minecraft server by using the IP:- play.spidermc.xyz or spidermc.xyz

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • DarkPvP

    DarkPvP

    DarkPvP is a Minecraft server that offers a welcoming community and game modes like Survival, BedWars, Lifesteal, and FFA. It works for versions 1.8-1.20, plus, with one of the fastest pings in India, you can expect extra smooth gameplay! Join now to embark on this new adventure and explore the unique world of DarkPvP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Demon Skulls Collected: 19
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8693 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 374
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • HaliaCraft Network

    HaliaCraft Network

    HaliaCraft Network is a Hispanic server focused on Survival, PvE and some PvP, we take our job very seriously to offer a good quality game, we work to improve every day. We currently have 4 modes Survival 1.16.5, One Block 1.16.5, The Bridge and KnockbackFFA. Join and enjoy an experience together! Do not forget to invite your friends.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Alien Abductions: 0
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • RIVMC

    RIVMC

    RIV NETWORK, server with a main modality, Surival custom, and other modalities in development

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Zombie Dances: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Void Gems Collected: 24
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 52 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • ULA Gamers

    ULA Gamers

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    Survival 1.19.4 Bosses Dungeons Shop Custom Enchantments Pvp arenas and much more…

    Others… Active staff. Constant updates. Daily rewards. Draws. Events.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 305
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 21
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CropCraft

    CropCraft

    CropCraft 1.20.4 Farming eco PVP server

    What is CropCraft?

    CropCraft is a NEW farming eco mixed with pvp server based off of version 1.20.4 but compatible with previous versions as well! CropCraft was created in January of 2024 as a way to bring back the nostalgia of former “drug” servers without stepping over the line, We wanted it to have the same feel of these old servers but without stepping over the line in terms of actual content in game. Our community is very new and we are still very much a work in progress but we appreciate all the players who participate during our development as well as directly support us, We can always use suggestions and advice!

    Server IP: cropcraft.apexmc.co Discord link: https://discord.gg/X3TUcqbvNZ

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • TheFruitBox

    TheFruitBox

    TheFruitBox Minecraft Server

    Thriving Economy: Engage in a player-run economy where you can trade resources and shape the marketplace. The currency of choice? Sponges—the iconic block of Minecraft.

    Player Shops: Create your own shop in our server shopping mall and showcase your products.

    Unique Monthly Events: Experience exclusive custom events developed by our dedicated admin – all utilizing vanilla gameplay mechanics.

    Forge Alliances: Join tribes and establish compounds to embark on epic adventures with your friends.

    Infinite Exploration: Break free from limitations with no world border in sight. Explore to your heart’s content in a sprawling world that stretches 30 million blocks in every direction.

    Server Wiki: Delve into the rich history of our server through our comprehensive wiki. Uncover past events, remarkable stories, and the legacy that has shaped our community.

    Visit thefruitbox.net to learn more about our server, stay updated, and join our thriving Minecraft community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Falling into the Void: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Zombie Dances: 8
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • From The Fog Survival

    From The Fog Survival

    From The Fog Survival is a New Minecraft Server that features not only Herobrine, but also some new entities that lurk in the darkness…

    THIS SERVER IS IN A BETA RELEASE, AND NOT ONLY NEEDS FORGE 1.20.1 INSTALLED TO RUN, BUT ALSO ALL THE MODS TO BE INSTALLED ON YOUR PC.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Caps Skyblock

    Caps Skyblock

    Welcome to Cap’s Skyblock server! Here you can play solo Skyblock or easily play with friends! Great OP items with the custom enchant system or build your island up. Vote for in-game rewards and so much more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Alien Abductions: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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